User:Insineratehymn/Moose-Robot War of 1820
The Moose-Robot War of 1820 was a war between mooses and robots that happened in 1820.
Beginnings[edit | edit source]
It started when the robots, in compliance with their expansionist programming, traveled into Canada to colonize the land. The local moose population did not like this, and when the robots told the mooses to get lost, the mooses refused. This then led to all-out war between the mooses and the robots which lasted for 41 years.
First years[edit | edit source]
The robots won the first major battles of the war. They fired their laser cannons which went "PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW", and when it hit their target, the enemies went "AAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAA!" This then changed in 1830, when the mooses bought catapults from the Chinese. The catapults fired yucky doodies which hit the robots with a lot of stinkiness, and the robots retreated in disgrace of having their armor stained by poop.