User:Imweirdsowhat

IM IN A GOOD MOOD. YOU WRECK IT, BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN.

Hey! I plan to be adopted! ADOPT ME. Im new and the insructions here fail, so being adopted and getting some help would help.

Hai! Im looking for a adopter! Here are 2 stupid things im looking for in a adopter.

1. Deal with me not being on this website for more then 2 weeks.

2. Make me such a good writer I could write a article about floating cake and it would get accepted into uncyclopedia.

Also, I am a girl. I also HATE wikipedia and am glad to make fun of them. Thats about it.

HERE LIES RANDOM STUFF SEPERATE FROM THE REALLY IMPORTANT STUFF ABOVE. v

Im going to make new articles. I think.

Articles I plan to make

Omorashi

Piggy banks

Articles I plan to improve

Fetish

Laughter