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                                      =The FOUNDING OF BERAH=

Berah, a super intelligent religion. It erupted from the butt hole of Sudom Husane the first and left it's lingering presence in total silence. The founding of Berah was an exdroidinary discoverey. Scientist using napalm and condom bombs to find what history had in store for us. The father or the high priest of Berah is a very powerful and sacred person to this religion. Holidays are strictly prohibited because of his true worth. Berah was discovered in 1932 by the Nazi scientist Gregor Mendal. Mendal had brought evidence of acid leftovers from Husane home and soon he had a solution to get rid of all his orphan children in his basement. Death by Sodom Husanes butthole acid. Soon Mendal was arrested and taken to court and tried for gay harrassment, dicking youngings, and being a Nazi FAG!. From this Berah lingered in hell above and hated Gregor so he had sent a messgae to all fags, dueschbags, and priks of the world. "he who is a dumbass, is a dumbass, and he who fucks pussy, we soluteyou!.

                                   =Berah's daily Wal-Mart routine=

His grand holy routine consist of weapons, porn, and grand theft Wal-Mart. He would usualy start in the toy section, only because of others little ponies that would make them jiggle. Yes, i just said that,"JIGGLE!", some think Berah was a petifile but to those worshiping his holyness begged to differ. He was always in Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart is considered of great worth and value from the "You save now and more than ever signs everywhere." Berah also has a special message for those shopping in Wal-Mart, "Your kick-ass, more kick-ass, and your the most kick-ass people on this earth." "YA FUCK THOSE PEOPLE WHO DON'T!." You shouldnt mess with Berah because no one fucks you up like BERAH! This religion aslo consists of Wal-Mart's arch enemy, Wal greens. If you shop there, it's a simple FUCK YOU! Dueschbags, faggots, and cocksuckers are always around and shopping in Wal Greens. And for all you fuckin faggots, FUCK YOU, you mother fucking cocksucker duesch sucker pussy blowers cunt mother fucking cocksuckers. Cum wads, Berah is coming for you, fuck off. "HAIL BERAH!"