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The Idiot Conflict, often ridiculed as one of the most absurd chapters in the annals of international relations, unfolded as an unexpected clash of egos and misinformation between South Africa and the formidable entity known as Wikipedia. Stemming from an agreement signed by South African leader F.W. de Klerk, the conflict quickly escalated into a bizarre internet war that left the global community scratching their heads in bewilderment.

The Idiot Conflict
Part of The Uncyclopedian Campaign
Location The Internet Result South African and Uncyclopedian Victory Territorial changes The Internet Agreement of 2069
Belligerents
South Africa United States The Uncyclopedian Marshals Service Counter-Vandalism Unit (Uncyclopedia) Holy Front Christ Front	Wikipedia Uncyclopedia Fascist Militia Counter Vandalism Unit (Wikipedia) Anti-Uncyclopedia
Strength
69,420 men 75,000 men	100,000 men
Casualties and losses
420 Killed (per Wikipedian Sources) 69 Killed (per Uncyclopedian Sources) Appx. 59 Killed (per Wikipedian Sources) Unknown (per Uncyclopedian sources)	420 Killed (Wikipedian Sources) 69 Killed (Uncyclopedian Sources) Remaining Captured, 4 Executed

The roots of this peculiar conflict could be traced back to an innocuous event— a seemingly inconsequential edit on a Wikipedia page related to South Africa. A minor dispute erupted when an anonymous user from within South Africa contested the accuracy of information pertaining to the country's history and governance. What began as a routine debate over historical facts soon spiraled into a full-blown diplomatic debacle.

F.W. de Klerk, known for his role in the dismantling of apartheid, took the matter personally and, in an impulsive move, decided to address the perceived misinformation by signing a formal agreement with Wikipedia. This unprecedented accord, which was met with widespread disbelief, outlined a set of protocols and guidelines for editing content related to South Africa on the platform.

The clash then shifted from the realm of words to the digital battleground. Both sides mobilized their online armies, comprised of passionate supporters and internet trolls alike. Memes, edits, and satirical articles flooded the internet, turning what could have been a minor dispute into a full-fledged cyber war. Social media platforms became the arena for a peculiar form of online warfare, with hashtags like #IdiotConflict and #WikiWar trending globally.

History

In August 4, 2067, South African president F.W. de Klerk issued the "What The Freak?" act. This act caused an armed uprising between South Africa, and members of the rebelling Communist Party of Uncyclopedia (now known as the Wikipedia). This caused a chain of events that led up to the Uncyclopedian Campaign. In December 25, 2067, an incident occurred in Johannesburg, known as the "Christmas Bombings" in which 5 individuals bombed a store, next to the Civil Parish. This was known as one of the worse bombings in Uncyclopedian history. Fast forward 4 years later, on May 7, 2069, South Africa signs the Declaration of War against Wikipedia, ultimately causing the Idiot Conflict. On August 5, 2071, South Africa achieved victory, after the "Seven One Charge."

Timeline

**August 4, 2067: F.W. de Klerk signs the "What The Freak?" agreement.**

The "What The Freak?" agreement, hastily drafted and signed by F.W. de Klerk, marked the official commencement of a bizarre conflict that would go down in history as the Idiot Conflict.

**August 6, 2067: The Armed Uprising Begins.**

Within days of the agreement, disgruntled factions within South Africa mobilized, initiating a chaotic armed uprising against the perceived intrusion of Wikipedia into national affairs. The streets echoed with the sounds of protest and the clash of opposing forces, setting the stage for a protracted struggle.

**August 10, 2067: South Africa calls for a "voluntary charge" but failed.**

In an attempt to quell the growing unrest, the South African government called for a "voluntary charge," urging citizens to contribute to the defense efforts. However, the call fell on deaf ears, as skepticism and confusion surrounding the conflict prevailed.

**August 15, 2067: At 3 pm, the Declaration of the "New Beginning" begins.**

As tensions reached a peak, a group of idealists within South Africa declared a "New Beginning" at 3 pm, vowing to reshape the nation's destiny independent of the conflict's absurd origins. The declaration aimed at uniting the populace in a shared vision of progress and reconciliation.

**September 5, 2067: After months, the dissolution of the "New Beginning" takes place.**

Despite initial optimism, internal divisions and external pressures led to the dissolution of the "New Beginning" movement, leaving South Africa in a state of political and social disarray.

**December 25, 2067: The Christmas Bombings occur, leaving 5 people dead.**

Amidst the chaos, a tragic event unfolded as a radical faction carried out the Christmas Bombings, casting a shadow over the already tumultuous landscape and adding a somber note to the conflict.

**May 7, 2069: The "Idiot Conflict" begins.**

After months of relative calm, the Idiot Conflict resumed, reigniting the embers of discontent and plunging the nation back into the throes of uncertainty.

**June 4, 2069: South African troops charge towards Wikitown.**

Seeking a decisive resolution, South African forces launched a daring charge towards Wikitown, the symbolic heart of Wikipedia's digital presence.

**June 5, 2069: The charge stops as Wikipedians clear everything from vandalism.**

In a surprising turn of events, Wikipedians responded swiftly, neutralizing the threat by clearing any signs of vandalism and defending their digital territory.

**July 4, 2069: The "Fourth Of July Agreement" was taken into place.**

Recognizing the need for a new approach, both parties negotiated the "Fourth Of July Agreement," attempting to establish a framework for a peaceful resolution.

**September 10, 2069: Wikipedians violated the agreement.**

Despite the agreement, tensions flared once again as Wikipedians allegedly violated the terms, reigniting hostilities and casting doubt on the prospects of a lasting peace.

**December 25, 2069: 3-year anniversary of the bombings.**

The nation somberly marked the third anniversary of the Christmas Bombings, a grim reminder of the toll the conflict had taken on both sides.

**January 1, 2070: "New Year" Charge begins.**

With the turn of the year, renewed fervor gripped South African forces as they launched a "New Year" charge, determined to break the deadlock.

**January 10, 2070: The Victorious Attempt begins, leaving a 1-year hiatus of the conflict.**

A significant breakthrough occurred as South African forces launched a victorious attempt, forcing a temporary hiatus in the conflict as both sides reevaluated their strategies.

**July 1, 2071: The war continues.**

Resuming after the brief respite, the war continued with unabated intensity, each side striving for a decisive advantage.

**July 10, 2071: As a final attempt, the Wikipedians attempt to charge between the border of Uncytown.**

In a desperate final push, Wikipedians attempted a daring charge between the borders of Uncytown, seeking an unexpected route to turn the tide of the conflict.

**July 15, 2071: "The Final Battle," the "Seven One Charge," and the "The Last Agreement" have taken place.**

The conflict reached its climax with a series of dramatic events, including "The Final Battle," the daring "Seven One Charge," and the signing of "The Last Agreement" in a last-ditch effort to salvage a semblance of order.

**July 20, 2071: "The Final Battle," the "Seven One Charge," and the "The Last Agreement" have been successful.**

Miraculously, the coordinated efforts proved successful, bringing an end to the physical and digital hostilities that had gripped the nation for years.

**August 3, 2071: The Wikipedians have no remaining troops, aside from the "useless" Counter-Vandalism Unit.**

Facing defeat, Wikipedians found themselves with little recourse, their forces depleted and only the "useless" Counter-Vandalism Unit remaining.

**August 4, 2071: The Signing of Surrender by the Wikipedians.**

Acknowledging the inevitable, representatives of the Wikipedian forces formally signed a surrender, marking the symbolic end of their resistance.

**August 5, 2071: The End of the War.**

With the signing of surrender, the Idiot Conflict officially came to a close, leaving a nation scarred by an unprecedented chapter in its history, and the world baffled by the folly of a war that had its roots in the clash between a nation and a digital encyclopedia.

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