User:Icouldbeyourmom

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icouldbeyourmom.

NOW GO DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK![edit | edit source]

I DIDNT TELL U TO BANG THAT HORE U CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO YOUR GODDAMN HOMEWORK. muthafucka...


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hi everyone do u know i could be your fucking mom? the one that brad pitt did last night when he had no cum?

trust me son, i could also be a fucking nun the one who said "Mr. Priest, Mr. Priest, why cant we have any fun?"

well since i retired from being part of a society of a bunch of 12 year old bitches who loved it when michael went "tee hee hee"

luckily i never liked that the only reason i joined to get laid by drunk sluts who were whores since 10 and were paranoid

well when i was 21 i started to drink i was at a party once and i got all sick

threw up all over this sluts BREASTS started to make out and im like "let me feel your BREASTS"

2pac and biggie went to the school that i went to lemme tell u the story how the beef started to get into

me and pac we were bffs one day we were in the lunch line, like "ooooo check out that ass of stephs"

biggie was behind us and there was chocolate chip cookies today pac took the last one and biggie's like "ooooo u wanna play?"

"take the last cookie from me and make me suffer," "cuz pac u never know that icouldbeyourmother"