User:Ice cream mafia/My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is an international clandestine NATO program to raise an army of slavish, single-minded soldiers devoted to one cause: small, brightly-coloured pastel horses, dubbed "Ponies."

Founding[edit | edit source]

Methods[edit | edit source]

Initial Success[edit | edit source]

Sgt. Otto, a massive german soldier with a bad attitude and a rebelious streak was one of the first to succeed at task. Think James bond and Indiana Jones and the Marshmellow man all rolled into one and that was Sgt. Otto on a bad day. After blowing up the French parliament (a bill was sent to the french government to cover the cost of the explosives) and a high speed airplane chase, Sgt. Otto obtained a beautiful pinkish-orange pony with sparkling green eyes and a smile that melted his heart. He named it Caramel and in no time had her eating out of his hands. The feeling of success would be short lived however. No sooner did Sgt. Otto start to brush the pony's soft mane did the unthinkable happen.

The Great Pony War[edit | edit source]

Wikileaks Incident[edit | edit source]

Criticism[edit | edit source]

Inadvertent Side-Effects[edit | edit source]

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