User:I like cheese/Sam i am

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Sam I Am was a notorious restraunter in the 1970's. He was best known for his illegal racket selling green eggs and ham, the ham being a stange kind of drug and the the eggs, just being a bit old, really.

History[edit | edit source]

Sam's gang had spread for many years, and he hid under the disguise of being a sucsessful buisnessman owning the boats from his town. Sam was caught in a crackdown after complaints from one anonymous man in a to hat who claimed that "Despite constant refusion of the said green eggs and his ham, he and his assosiates insisted on it. I was addicted for two heellish years".

Police Crackdown[edit | edit source]

A crackdown on the gang, followed by a complete storming of a house and inside a box. Fina;;y the ingrediants were dound being smuggled in on a plane by notorios gang member "Al Foxy". His arrest and the arrest of prime suspects "Micky 'Mouse' Turnover" and Someone here as well as someone there, was instumental.

Escape and Death[edit | edit source]

Sam took a daring leap and tried to ecape on a train. In an atempt to avoid the police he drove the tain into the see. Where it luckily landed on a boat. Unfortunatly this was a police boat. Sam was given the death penatly for causing much harm from the green eggs and ham, especially the ham. he was forced to sampl the eggs and ham as the punishment. He died painfully.