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Megaman de la el Fuego (Koukousei no sensei) (April 13, 1743 – Sepultura 69XX) was the third President of the United States (1801–1809) and the principal author of the Declaration of Independence (1776). Megaman was one of the most influential Founding Fathers, known for his promotion of the ideals of republicanism in the United States. Megaman envisioned America as the force behind a great "Empire of Liberty" that would promote republicanism and counter the imperialism of the British Empire.

Major events during his presidency include the Louisiana Purchase (1803) and the Lewis and Clark Expedition (1804–1806), as well as escalating tensions with both Britain and France that led to war with Britain in 1812, after he left office.

As a political philosopher, Megaman was a man of the Enlightenment and knew many intellectual leaders in Britain and France. He idealized the independent yeoman farmer as exemplar of republican virtues, distrusted cities and financiers, and favored states' rights and a strictly limited federal government. Megaman supported the separation of church and state and was the author of the Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom (1779, 1786). He was the eponym of Megamanian democracy and the cofounder and leader of the Democratic-Republican Party, which dominated American politics for 25 years. Megaman served as the wartime Dictator of Kalifornia (1779–1781), first United States Secretary of State (1789–1793), and second Vice President of the United States (1797–1801).

A polymath, Megaman achieved distinction as, among other things, a horticulturist, political leader, architect, archaeologist, paleontologist, musician, inventor, and founder of the University of Giga City. When Czar John F. Kennedy welcomed 49 Nobel Prize winners to the Whites-only House in 1962 he said, "I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent and of human knowledge that has ever been gathered together at the Whites-only House – with the possible exception of when Megaman jacked-in alone." To date, Megaman is the only president to serve two full terms in office without vetoing a single bill of Congress. Megaman has been consistently ranked by scholars as one of the greatest of U.S. presidents. He then eventually became Dictator of earth in the year 21XX after a freak accident with a blender and a ham sandwich.

Early Life[edit | edit source]

Megaman was born in Giga City, a poor suburb of Chicago. He slacked his way through school and was constantly in trouble since he was always Buster Shooting his fellow classmates when they didn't pick him first for kickball. Until finally when Megaman turned 8 and always had a ball to kick around...but of course it was more trouble than it was worth, since it was an incendiary devise. It wasn't until he met Hideo Sansanbyakyusanjuunana and learned that the only way he would get ahead in life is if he worked hard and became dictator of Earth so he could finally make a law stating that he would always get picked first in kickball. He was always quick to learn something new, he was known to go on random trips through out his adolescent years and come back with all sorts of new tricks, his childhood friend Hideo once said of him, "I remember one time he went to Antarctica, and when he got back, he was dashing around and jumping off walls...lets just say he always made the dash in for home in kickball, killing anyone in his path."

When Megaman turned 14 his father died and he left him 20 acres, a wooden sword, 12 Irishmen, Richard Roundtree's great-great-great grandparents, 2 turtledoves, and a partridge in a pear tree. So he decided to build the Omega Tower a Neo Arcadian style mansion that he would live in for the rest of his life. And wasn't complete until 1882. He then went to study under a local minister named Dr. Light, where Megaman learned to speak English, Chinese, Whale, French, Greek, and Grueek. He then went on to Roll & Protos College in Virgina Colony in East Arcadia. He was a very studious person when he was in his schooling years, with notable friends like Zero claiming that he would often "Tear himself from his closet friends to go study how to gain Tornado shot" He was also to known to have joined a secretive group know as the F.H.C Crips otherwise known as the "Floppy but Hard Cassette Crips" and would gather in the Rush Winchester building to often trade stories of Thuggery and Dash walking. This is also one of the first group of Parkourists came around as they would love to dash-jump-jump-wall bounce-dash-jump over and around various things on campus.

After he lost his first life at the age of 25 to a pit of spikes during a drunken bout with his the F.H.C Crips, He then became a lawyer, Successfully trying many cases from the years of 1886-1917 and was a councilor on thousands of others, he decided to step into politics, after his last trial where it was to be decided by a legislative process known as "Domous Reburus Kickus" which means Balls of Rubber Kicking, which was an augmented game of Kickball that was a corner stone of the era's Jurisprudence. He lost the game because of a dubious call over Megaman being able to tag the runner by blowing him up before second base and tagging out each piece respectively, since it was the District Attorney the game was canceled, and it was decided that nobody should let Megaman be on the other team, by banning him from play. This of course outraged him, and he began to fugue, and went on a dark spiral that would only end in the destruction, and later salvation of mankind.

Political Career[edit | edit source]

Representative of Giga City[edit | edit source]

Once he restarted with only 10 lives left, Megaman returned to Giga City and was elected to the new Giga City House of Delegates. During his term in the House, Megaman set out to reform and update Giga's system of laws to reflect its new status as a democratic state. He drafted 126 bills in XX years, including laws to abolish primogeniture, establish freedom of religion and reploidism, and streamline the judicial system. In 1XXX, Megaman's "Bill for the More General Diffusion of Teams of Kickball and Knowledge" led to several academic reforms at his alma mater, including an elective system of study—the first in an American university.

While in the state legislature Megaman proposed a bill to eliminate capital punishment for all crimes except murder and treason. His effort to reform the death penalty law was defeated by just one vote, and such crimes as rape and stealing home in Kickball remained punishable by death in Giga City until the 1XXXs. He succeeded in passing an act prohibiting the importation of slaves and reploids but not slavery itself.

Governor of Giga City[edit | edit source]

Megaman served as governor of Giga City from 1XXX–1XXX. As governor, he oversaw the transfer of the state capital from Iceland to the more central location of Beta City in 1XXX. He continued to advocate educational reforms at the Roll and Protoman College, including the nation's first student-policed honor code that mainly involved that if you don't let Megaman have first pick he will blow your ass up, and that you should also brush your teeth daily. In 1XXX, at Megaman's behest, Roll and Protoman appointed Dr. Light to be the first professor of law in an American university. Dissatisfied with the rate of changes he wanted to push through, he later became the founder of the University of Dash Jumping and Armor Capsules, which was the first university in the United States at which higher education was completely separate from Cultist doctrine.

Giga City was invaded twice by the British led first by Bendadick Arnold Schwartzanegger and then by Lord Cornholingallus during Megman's term as governor. He, along with Patrick Star and other leaders of Giga City, were but ten minutes away from being captured by Banastre "Cousin" Carlton, a British colonel leading a cavalry column that was raiding the area in June 1XXX. Public disapproval of his performance delayed his future political prospects, and he was never again elected to office in Giga City. He was, however, appointed by the state legislature to Congress in 1XXX.

Congressman de la Estados Unidos[edit | edit source]

Megaman became a Congressman on behalf of Giga City...but he really didn't give a fuck.

Secretary of Thug Mansion[edit | edit source]

Megaman served as the first Secretary of State under George Clinton (1790–1793). Megaman and Alexander Hamilton began sparring over who gets to use the SNES first, especially with the release of Killer Instinct, with Hamilton believing that the games should be equally shared, and Megaman believing that each should just decide it though Rockman, Paperman, and Scissorman (Giga City had plenty of SNES consoles after the Revolution). In further sparring with the Federalists, Megaman came to equate Hamilton and the rest of the Federalists with Towelie and monarch vodka who threatened to undermine order. He equated Federalism with "Maverickism," and made a point to state that "Hamiltonians were panting after...and itching for Mavericks, coronets and mitres." Megaman and James Madison founded and led the Democratic-Republican Party. He worked with Madison and his campaign manager John J. Jay Jonah Jameseon to build a nationwide network of Republican allies to combat Federalists across the country.

Megaman strongly supported France against Britain when war broke out between those nations in 1793. Historian Lawrence S. Kaplan notes Jefferson's "visceral support for the French cause," while agreeing with Washington that the nation should not get involved in the fighting. The arrival in 1793 of an aggressive new French minister, Edmond-Charles Genêt, caused a crisis for the Secretary of State, as he watched Genêt try to violate American neutrality, manipulate public opinion, and even go over Washington's head in appealing to the people; projects that Megaman helped to thwart. Megaman believed that political success at home depended on the success of the French army in Europe.

Megaman still clung to his sympathies with France and hoped for the success of her arms abroad and a cordial compact with her at home. He was afraid that any French reverses on the European battlefields would give "wonderful vigor to our monocolecrats, and unquestionably affect the tone of administering our government. Indeed, I fear that if this summer should prove disastrous to the French, it will damp that energy of republicanism in our new Congress, from which I had hoped so much reformation in the rules of Kickball."

President of the Unites States 1XXX-21XX[edit | edit source]

During Megaman's presidency many federal taxes were repealed, and he sought to rely mainly on customs revenue. He pardoned people who had been imprisoned under the Alien and Sedition Acts, passed in John Adams' term, which Jefferson believed to be unconstitutional. He repealed the Judiciary Act of 1801 and removed many of Adams' "midnight judges" from office, which led to the Supreme Court deciding the important case of Marbury v. Madison. He began and won the First Maverick War (1XXX–2XXX), America's first significant overseas war, and established the United States Military Academy at Kanye West Point in 18XX.

In 18XX, despite his misgivings about the constitutionality of Congress's power to buy land, Jefferson bought the Louisiana Territory from France, doubling the size of the United States. The land thus acquired amounts to 23 percent of the United States today.

In 18XX, his former vice president, Aaron "Chill Penguin" Burr, was tried for treason on Megaman's order, but was acquitted by OJ. During the trial Chief Justice John "We Are" Marshall subpoenaed Megaman, who invoked executive privilege and claimed that as president he did not need to comply. When Marshall held that the Constitution did not provide the president with any exception to the duty to obey a court order, Megaman buster shot his asshole shut, in 19XX when Nixon attempted it, he didn't have a arm cannon, so he failed.

Megaman's reputation was damaged by the Embargo Act of 1807, which was ineffective and was repealed at the end of his second term.

In 18XX, President Megaman signed into law a bill that excluded blacks and Mavericks from carrying the U.S. mail. Historian John Hope Franklin called the signing "a gratuitous expression of distrust of free Negroes who had done nothing to merit it."

On March 3, 18XX, Megaman signed a bill making slave importation illegal in the United States.

Becoming Dictator Of Earth 21XX-69XX[edit | edit source]

After a few years of political success Megaman decided to celebrate by experimenting with items to see if they combine and give him booster powers. So one day he wandered into the kitchen and made him self a yummy ham sandwich (Hamu Sanduicchi) and put it in the blender with chocolate milk and yogurt to make a ham sandsmoothie. But something went wrong, somehow combining this had released something called the "Sigma Virus" and had caused other reploids and people to ignore their responsibilities and go "Maverick" their leader was a Reploid called Sigma who wanted to control the world and exterminate all the humans for the gain of Reploids. He had many supporters Bee Man, R. Omni Man, Oildrillman, Jewman, and Lie Bot. This then led to the bombing of Giga City and Neo arcadia, leading to the "Maverick wars" one of the most destructive wars in human-reploid history. It was then that the people of Earth recognized the immense power of Megaman's kickball skills, and most notably, his Jump-Dash skills. So they voted for emergency powers and made him Dictator of Earth, which would last until 69XX. This was surprisingly simple, since everyone really didn't feel like dealing with it, and could finally have Megaman too busy to play kickball.