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Don't worry about reading the whole thing, the beginning's funny enough.
Just remember I really posted all of this stuff on Lionsgate's forum (since
erased by Lionsgate since I released them from the trap I put them in).


The funny thing is they didn't ban me, but I can't go back there because
it would destroy my credibility. It is a crap forum though and you should probably
go there to laugh at them if you're ever really bored. Here's the link:


http://forums.lgf.com/forumdisplay.php?f=108


Hope you have a laugh at all of this.

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The best Saw series thread in the history of the internet


Hello, my friends in Saw. It's your friend, Hrodulf, (a.k.a., Real Life Jigsaw),
here to rap at you about your favorite movies for a little bit. You know which ones
I mean.


You guys don't know much about me, let me introduce myself to you all formally.
I have never been introduced here and I think it's about time.


I am a (offensive ethinic reference deleted), who lives in (offensive ethinic reference
deleted) York City, and is plotting to take over teh world. Give me all your money,
(offensive female gender deleted). I'll make you all my (offensive concept of
one person owning another as property deleted). I already pwnzor this (offensive
excretory reference deleted) forum, and now I also pwnzor all of you.


My traps are better than most of the traps in those three (offensive excretory reference
deleted) movies you (offensive reference to you) yammer on about all day like it
really happened. If I may quote master1, "pwned."


See [url]http://forums.lgf.com/showthread.php?t=7727[/url].


Here's my excellent Saw 4 "theory." Jigsaw and Dr. Gordon are both
in it, and the movie is nothing but them (offensive sexual reference deleted)ing
each other for three hours. You all can (offensive masturbatory reference deleted)
to it and you will (offensive ejaculatory reference deleted) so hard your (offensive
testicular reference deleted) will dry up and fall off.


I predict my vision for Saw 4 will be the best entry in the Saw Series to date.


Respond to this. Obey this (offensive sexual reference deleted) (offensive ethnic
reference deleted). I own all of you (offensive concept of one person owning another
as property deleted). Give me your money, too, I want it.

If you respond to me, and I think it's stupid (which it probably will be, but
no offense, have you guys been reading the garbage you've been posting in here
lately?) I'll print your idiotic (offensive excretory reference deleted), laugh
at your stupidity, grammar and spelling, (offensive urination reference deleted)
and (offensive excretory reference deleted) on it, photograph it, and e-mail the
picture to you. If you respond, better give me an e-mail address or some other way
to get it to you. Otherwise my trap will be even worse. I'll upload it somewhere
else and put the link in the forum, so everyone can laugh at what I did to you.


Still want to respond to this? Be careful. I might think it's stupid. If what
you say to me doesn't make sense, you might have a problem.


And give me a way to send you that photograph. It's for your own good. Otherwise,
everyone will see it also, not only you. And who knows where else I'll upload
it. Lots of websites. Have you been counting them? That's a good job for some
of you idiots to try to do. It will keep you happy for years.


Have I pwned you guys yet? You want more? Dying for that photograph? Should I e-mail
it or post the link in here? You decide.


Please respond. I'm so lonely. And I need some idiots to talk to. And there's
plenty of them on this forum. In fact, I think there are definitely too many.


Let the game begin!


Your best friend in Saw,


Hrodulf (a.k.a., Real Life Jigsaw)



(REAL LIFE JIGSAW HAS BUMPED THIS THREAD. HE PWNS ALL OF YOU).


(by the way, this is the first time I have ever bumped a thread on this forum in
my life, and probably the first thread that was actually worth bumping. I regularly
laugh at my (offensive posterior reference deleted) off at the (offensive excretory
reference deleted) you morons bump sometimes. And this is also the first thread
that there is a justifiable reason to bump, since it will never be responded to.
I'll bump it every now and then. It will be fun. Do you like my trap? Am
I a good Jigsaw? Have fun on my forum. I know it says Lionsgate, but I am the
actual person in charge here. If you have any complaints about the place, please
bring them to me. But be careful. I might (offensive urinary reference deleted)
and (offensive excretory reference deleted) on them if I think they're whiny,
stupid, or just don't like them. And I'll take a picture. And you know
what I'll do with that picture. Thank you for reading my threads and getting
pwned. And you didn't like master1 and KenJIxxx's pwnage, all you did was
complain about it even though it's just words on the internet. Do you like
my pwnage better? I have a different style, but I think theirs is also good. Just
because I like Salvador Dali doesn't mean that I can't like Picasso too.)


Food for thought. Not that any of you think, or really have a valid justification
for continuing to eat, either.


Your best friend in the entire world,


Hrodulf (a.k.a., Real Life Jigsaw).


[OH AND THE THREAD I WAS TRYING TO BUMP DISAPPEARED. IT'S LUCKY I HAVE ALL
MY THREADS THAT COUNT BACKED UP ON MY HARD DRIVE. IT'S VERY FUNNY HOW THINGS
JUST DISAPPEAR ON SAW FORUMS SOMETIMES. ARE YOU LAUGHING AT THIS? I SURE AM].


[HUFF MORE OF MY THREADS. I'LL PUT THEM ON ANOTHER SITE AND LINK THEM ALL TO
WHEREVER I WANT. GO AHEAD, I WANT YOU TO DO IT. I AM REAL LIFE JIGSAW, AND YOU
ARE PLAYING MY GAME, LIONSGATE. DO YOU LIKE MY GAME? YOU KNOW THE RULES ALREADY.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN. AND GIVE ME YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESSES ALSO. YOU KNOW WHY I NEED
THEM].


It amazes me you can make a movie about people getting torn apart for no reason,
with no chance to escape their traps, and you can't deal with some words on
a website. Is my thoughtcrime too much for you? Read 1984 lately? You are the
inner party, the thought police, and big brother and many other things. And I think
that's funny. Compare your movies to what you are in real life. Compare what
I am in real life to your movies. Like the comparison? I do.


Have someone call me sometime, I love to talk to idiots. It's what I do all
day in this stupid forum. Ban me also. You know what will happen if you do that.


Have fun watching Saw 4, Dr. Gordon fans. That was a present just for you. Will
you watch it? I won't. I think I want to commit suicide just because I watched
Saw 3 two times. I need therapy. Do you think I can sue Lionsgate for the bill
for the therapy? I need a lawyer. Wait, I am a lawyer. Ok, cool. I'll look
into if I can do that.


Let the game begin! (I'm not the repeating myself, this is the "can I sue
you for making the worst movie in the history of the world" game. This is
my game. Will my lawyer powers pwn Lionsgate? Let's see if I can file the
stupidest lawsuit in history and waste the money on buying an index number).


You know who I am by now.


Hrodulf (a.k.a., Real Life Jigsaw)


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Skylar


Originally Posted by Hrodulf
Hello my friends. I am not being a dope. I consider all of you my friends, even
though some may not like me. I even like our flamers, master1 and KenJIxxx, because
even with all their flaws, they are still people. Which I think some of you have
forgotten.



I've not forgotten they are people. I've also not forgotten things they've
said about my innocent family. People have to earn my friendship and the way to
get there isn't to wish that my son gets murdered.


Skylar



Originally Posted by Skylar
I've not forgotten they are people. I've also not forgotten things they've
said about my innocent family. People have to earn my friendship and the way to
get there isn't to wish that my son gets murdered.



I didn't mean you, Skylar. And it amazes me that out of everything I wrote here,
this is what you chose to comment on. But I understand. It's ok.


Did you like my story? I'm still writing it. Got any good ideas?


Hrodulf (a.k.a., Real Life Jigsaw)
Last edited by Hrodulf : Yesterday at 05:55 PM.


Originally Posted by Hrodulf
I didn't mean you, Skylar. And it amazes me that out of everything I wrote here,
this is what you chose to comment on. But I understand. It's ok.


Did you like my story? I'm still writing it. Got any good ideas?



I've not read it yet. I'm still in class and I can't just stop typing
notes long enough to read it all right now. I shall read it later.


Skylar


Originally Posted by Skylar
I've not read it yet. I'm still in class and I can't just stop typing
notes long enough to read it all right now. I shall read it later.



Ok Skylar, I didn't need to know all that though. Go to
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.co...x.php/Main_Page
if you want to complain about it.


Sorry, though. I like you Skylar. You are one of my best friends on this forum.
And you know that I accept people of all sexualities. I think it's important
to be open minded about sexual diversity and am excited to be living at the dawn
of a more enlightened attitude towards GLBT people after two millenia of ignorance,
barbarism and stupidity.


I'm sorry, your husband's name escapes me right now. Could you tell him
I said hello? I would like to meet him also. He must be a wonderful person. I also
love my wife very much. I love her so much that I left a worthless website that
I had spent months on contributing many brilliant, witty and wonderful things, as
I have also done on this forum. See my message at http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Hrodulf
.

How much do you love your husband, Skylar? What would you give up for him? Tell
me, I'm curious.


Your good friend and always there to listen to you, even though Encyclopedia Dramatica
is open 24 hours a day and doesn't need reservations,


Hrodulf (a.k.a., Real Life Jigsaw)


Originally Posted by Hrodulf
Ok Skylar, I didn't need to know all that though. Go to
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.co...x.php/Main_Page
if you want to complain about it.


Sorry, though. I like you Skylar. You are one of my best friends on this forum.
And you know that I accept people of all sexualities. I think it's important
to be open minded about sexual diversity and am excited to be living at the dawn
of a more enlightened attitude towards GLBT people after two millenia of ignorance,
barbarism and stupidity.


I'm sorry, your husband's name escapes me right now. Could you tell him
I said hello? I would like to meet him also. He must be a wonderful person. I also
love my wife very much. I love her so much that I left a worthless website that
I had spent months on contributing many brilliant, witty and wonderful things, as
I have also done on this forum. See my message at http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Hrodulf
.

How much do you love your husband, Skylar? What would you give up for him? Tell
me, I'm curious.


Your good friend and always there to listen to you, even though Encyclopedia Dramatica
is open 24 hours a day and doesn't need reservations,


Hrodulf



I would give my life up for my husband and my children.


Skylar


I would give my life up for my husband and my children.



I'm glad to hear that, Skylar. I also would give up my life for Carrie, my wonderful
wife. Hopefully we will never have to. We should enjoy our lives. Every day is a
good day, Skylar.


Even over the internet, I can detect some drama in your responses to me, although
I've said nothing but nice things to you. Do you want me to write a story called
"Skylar won't leave my house!" and post it all over the internet?
I'll do it, you know. And it will be (sexual reference deleted by the MPAA)
hilarious. Tell me your husband's name. He's going to be in the story too.


I'll make you both comedy stars if you don't start being nicer to me. I
am in charge here now. If you and your husband don't want to be the next Cheech
and Chong, in a hilarious story I am equipped to write about you, with my Oscar
Wilde-esque wit and razor sharp mind, post it all over the internet, and link it
to this forum so everyone can laugh at what I did to you, you'll have to be
much nicer to me than you're being now.


Be nice. Or pay the consequences.


And don't complain. I have the right to write a story about you if I want. Ever
read the constitution? I can change the names if it bothers you that much. Or you
could just sue me. That would be even funnier, I'll write a story about that
too.


Get the picture, Skylar?


Please be nice to me. For your own sake.


Your best friend,


Hrodulf (a.k.a., Real Life Jigsaw)


I would never involve you or your wife in anything I wrote so I think I should be
granted the same courtesy.


Skylar


Originally Posted by Skylar
I would never involve you or your wife in anything I wrote so I think I should be
granted the same courtesy.



That's exactly what I want, Skylar. Courtesy.


Be nice. You're playing one of my games now, by the way. Can you be nice to
me?


Let's find out.


Let the game begin!


(By the way Skylar: Uncyclopedia, and Famine played the same game you're playing
with me right now, and they lost, and look what I'm doing to them. You will
be an interesting test subject).


Hrodulf (a.k.a., Real Life Jigsaw)



Here's some new rules for your game, Skylar. You're in the washroom with
Lionsgate. You're both my prisoners in this ridiculous forum, which is more
disgusting to me than that stupid washroom in that sewer was. It smells worse in
here also.


Here's the thread:


http://forums.lionsgate.com/showthread.php?p=108561


And the new rules:


Ok, Lionsgate, I'm back. I gave my wife dinner. Here are the final instructions
for this game. I will also post it into Skylar's thread, and pm it to him. It
wouldn't be fair if he didn't know the rules.


Skylar, you can save a movie company from being publically humiliated on the internet
by leaving this Saw 3 forum forever and never coming back. I am sick of hearing
about your family. I have nothing against your family, like master1 and KenJIxxx
do, but I'm sick of hearing about them and all the drama. The soap opera you're
starring in on here, with master1 and KenJIxxx as the wacky neighbors is officially
over. I'm ending it. Don't worry, there are other places for you to go online.


You can come back when Lionsgate makes a Saw movie about your family. master1 and
KenJIxxx will probably buy about ten million tickets to it.


Will you save Lionsgate, Skylar? Let's find out.


You're both in that washroom now, Skylar, you and Lionsgate. They can save you
from your trap by banning me, but banning me triggers their trap, which is I post
this trap wherever I want and link it here. You can save them, Skylar. Come on,
step up to the plate, they need your help here. They're too stupid to save themselves
from me.


You can end it all Skylar. Or you Lionsgate. Make your choice.


Having fun playing my games, the two of you? This is probably not as good as my
trap of the dude with the top of his skull cut off going into the meat grinder who
has to suffer being ground up, or make hamburger meat out of his own brain to commit
suicide. That's my favorite of my excellent traps. What's yours?


That isn't part of the game, it's just a normal post.


Lucky for you.


By the way Skylar, I forgot, if you leave and save Lionsgate, but come back later,
I write that story about your family. But it won't be Skylar won't leave
my house, it will be Saw 4.


And I'll pm it to master1 and KenJIxxx.


Am I a good Jigsaw, Skylar? Why aren't any of you guys responding to me? Usually
you morons can't keep your hands off your keyboards spewing idiocy. How about
you, Lionsgate. Do you like my trap? Will it be in the next movie? Maybe if you
ban me I can make the movie with puppets and put it on youtube. Come on, ban me.
Make me an internet star. Pwned.


Have fun playing my games! You're very good test subjects and I played the both
of you like nintendo 64.


Later, I need to have dinner. I'm hungry.


Hrodulf (a.k.a., Real Life Jigsaw)


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Lionsgate, I've decided to be nice. Skylar is in one of my traps also:


Click this link to see Skylar's trap:


http://forums.lionsgate.com/showthr...98&page=1&pp=10


You can help each other out. Try to escape from your traps together. I'll make
up more rules later. I'm busy and need to make dinner. All of you have been
pwned by some random Jewish guy from New York. Including a multi-trillion gajillion
dollar movie company. Too bad all their money can't buy them my brain. It's
mine and it's not for sale. It has sentimental value for me.


Ban me, please, I'm begging you. I want you to lose my trap. By sacrificing
youself, you can save Skylar. He's suffering.


Make your choice Lionsgate. Save Skylar? Do you like him enough? Is he worth saving?


Let the game begin (um, again, because it's a new game now).


And pretend you're in that ****py washroom, so this is all more realistic for
you. I hope you like my games. You should make this into a movie. It would have
been better than Saw 3 was.


Pay attention, since I could post more rules at any time. Careful. Watch this thread.
And ban me. Come on, do it. I want the ban. I'm trying to set a record for websites
I've been banned from.


Your dearest friend,


Hrodulf (a.k.a., Real Life Jigsaw).
Last edited by Hrodulf : Yesterday at 10:33 PM




Ok, Lionsgate, I'm back. I gave my wife dinner. Here are the final instructions
for this game. I will also post it into Skylar's thread, and tell him about
it when he's online. It wouldn't be fair if he didn't know the rules,
but the fact that he doesn't know right now, since he's offline, doesn't
affect the game. I hope he comes back soon though. He's the best test subject
I ever had.


Here's some new rules for your game, Skylar. You're in the washroom with
Lionsgate. You're both my prisoners in this ridiculous forum, which is more
disgusting to me than that stupid washroom in that sewer was. It smells worse in
here also.


Skylar, you can save a movie company from being publically humiliated on the internet
by leaving this Saw 3 forum forever and never coming back. I am sick of hearing
about your family. I have nothing against your family, like master1 and KenJIxxx
do, but I'm sick of hearing about them and all the drama. The soap opera you're
starring in on here, with master1 and KenJIxxx as the wacky neighbors is officially
over. I'm ending it. Don't worry, there are other places for you to go online.


You can come back when Lionsgate makes a Saw movie about your family. master1 and
KenJIxxx will probably buy about ten million tickets to it.


Will you save Lionsgate, Skylar? Let's find out.


You're both in that washroom now, Skylar, you and Lionsgate. They can save you
from your trap by banning me, but banning me triggers their trap, which is I post
this trap wherever I want and link it here. You can save them, Skylar. Come on,
step up to the plate, they need your help here. They're too stupid to save themselves
from me.


You can end it all Skylar. Or you Lionsgate. Make your choice.


Having fun playing my games, the two of you? This is probably not as good as my
trap of the dude with the top of his skull cut off going into the meat grinder who
has to suffer being ground up, or make hamburger meat out of his own brain to commit
suicide. That's my favorite of my excellent traps. What's yours?


That isn't part of the game, it's just a normal post.


Lucky for you.


By the way Skylar, I forgot, if you leave and save Lionsgate, but come back later,
I write that story about your family. But it won't be Skylar won't leave
my house, it will be Saw 4.


And I'll pm it to master1 and KenJIxxx.


Am I a good Jigsaw, Skylar? Why aren't any of you guys responding to me? Usually
you morons can't keep your hands off your keyboards spewing idiocy. How about
you, Lionsgate. Do you like my trap? Will it be in the next movie? Maybe if you
ban me I can make the movie with puppets and put it on youtube. Come on, ban me.
Make me an internet star. Pwned.


Have fun playing my games! You're very good test subjects and I played the both
of you like nintendo 64.


Later, I need to have dinner. I'm hungry.


Hrodulf (a.k.a., Real Life Jigsaw)
Last edited by Hrodulf : Yesterday at 09:48 PM.


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Default Lionsgate and Skylar are in the washroom RLJ
http://forums.lionsgate.com/showthread.php?p=108534
http://forums.lionsgate.com/showthread.php?t=8698


Pwned.


Whatever happens I win.


Come on guys, make your choice. I don't have all day. How long this trap goes
on for is up to the both of you. Maybe you should have a chat. It should be on the
forum though. It's much funnier that way, don't you think?


Pwned. I just felt like saying it again.


This trap is dedicated to master1 and KenJIxxx. And my grandmother, Rebeka Levi.
I love you and miss you, Grandma. Sleep well in the dust. I hope to see you in heaven
where there are no idiots. They're all in hell, which is this stupid forum.


Later guys, make up your **** minds already. Assuming you have any between the two
of you.


Hrodulf (a.k.a., Real Life Jigsaw)
Last edited by Hrodulf : Today at 02:05 AM. Reason: This one is really the most
embarrasing edit


Ok, guys, let me give you another choice.


Skylar, you don't leave, and Lionsgate, you don't deletexor any of my posts
or ban me. You know why. The game will never end, there's no time limit, so
effectively, I will be a god here and more powerful than the mods. As I always was,
really.


It's sort of funny how you brought this all on yourself. I'd say Pwned again,
but I'm sick of saying that. It's really stupid. Even when it's true.


Maybe we can get around to talking about Saw in this forum now, instead of stupid
garbage and Skylar's family. I don't think this should be the Skylar's
family forum, do you? Apparently Skylar does, however. I wonder why that is.


Like I said, I'm in charge now.


Talk to you again soon,


Your friend in Saw,


Hrodulf (a.k.a., Real Life Jigsaw).


P.S. By the way, Skylar, don't forget about your original game. That hasn't
ended yet. You still have to be nice to me, or your family stars in Saw 4 for the
immense enjoyment of master1 and KenJIxxx. I improvised this entire trap on the
fly and ensnared you and a major movie company like little insects in my web, and
I am the spider. Imagine what I could do to you and your family. I could even let
master1 and KenJIxxx help me write it. I'm sure they would find some extremely
creative ways to make you all suffer. They have a lot of motivation! That's
all a good writer really needs, did you know that?


Read my trap thread. Here it is:


http://forums.lionsgate.com/showthread.php?t=7727


Don't worry, I'll make up all new, better ones for your family if you break
my rules. I'm a very creative person. And I think this will be a much better
forum now, with me in charge of it, don't you?


Don't worry, I'll be a benelovent dictator. I'm new at ruling people,
so if I'm abusing my power, let me know. Don't worry about that disgusting
stuff about going number 1 & 2 on your posts. I was just kidding that time.
That's too much effort for too little reward for me. I just needed for you idiots
to not respond to my posts so I could play my game with Skylar and Lionsgate without
being interrupted by stupidity.
Last edited by Hrodulf : Yesterday at 11:05 PM.


Oh, and Lionsgate, I forgot one little thing. I remember reading weeks ago there
was talk about wiping this forum out.


Do I need to tell you what will happen if you do that without my permission? Better
bookmark youtube, I'll give you advance publicity for Saw 4. And it will be
free! Aren't I kind?


Do I really need to sign this post?


Hrodulf (a.k.a., Real Life Jigsaw)