User:Hell0ihateyou/Bill Cosby
This is the autobiography with the stories and jokes and guy with the Bill and the Cosby with the show and the pokeyman and the Jell-O pudding.
Look at all the lovely people in the audience!
Childhood[edit | edit source]
Bill Cosby was born in the hospital with the nurses and the doctors and the screaming and the wah wah wah and the bottle and the diaper and the Jell-O pudding. What's with the Scientology and the silence with the birth and the volcano and the alien and the Tom Cruise and the Jell-O pudding?! Are they on the crack rock? What's with the kids on the crack rock and the hip hop boppity boo and the Jell-O pudding and the street talk and the hos? What's with the Don Imus and the nappy and the headed and the hos and the radio and the cowboy hat and the pokeyman and the zombie and the Jell-O pudding? Black pride!
So the Bill and the Cosby grew up in the house with the walls and the doors and the windows and the refridgerator with the Jell-O pudding inside and the chimney. What's with the chimeny sweep and the Dick Van Dyke and the Mary Poppins and the supercalifragilisticexpialadotious and the Jell-O pudding and the penguins and the Walt Disney and the communists? What's with the Dick Van Dyke and the name and the lesbian and the Sharon Stone with the environment and the Al Gore with the global warming and the Rosie O'Donnell who eats a lot of Jell-O pudding and the View and the Trump with the combover and the hair? Anyhoo, the Bill and the Cosby and the school with the teachers and the books and the learning and the pencils and the cafeteria with the Jell-O pudding and the pokeyman cards and that day with the closet and the teacher and the pants with the Jesus juice and the tickle fight and naked and the sleeping and the scarred mental pysche.
The Cosby Show[edit | edit source]
The Cosby and the show and the Huxtables with the doctor and the Philidelphia and the Theo and the family and the funny and the Bill Cosby superstar with the Jell-O fucking pudding? Shit, I cursed. Fuck, I did it again. Whats with the kids and the cursing with the mouths and the tounge and the four letters with the FCC with the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep?! We never had the curses and the words in the Cosby Show, which is why is was the greatest show ever with the awards and the TV and the reruns and the Nick at Nite! Whats with the 'Nite'? Why did they have to spell it wrong? Whats with the kids and the spelling and the wrong with the stupid and the dropouts and the No and the Child and the Left and the Behind and the Act? Whats with the George and the Bush and the George Bush with the W. and the president and the vice president with the Dick and the Cheney with the gun and the bird and the old man and the grin and the Emperor Palpatine? Whats with the Star Wars and the Jedy and the Life Savers and the space and the Dark Vader? What's with the Nader and the Ralph and the trees and the green and 1 percent and THE JAZZ?!!? WHERE IS ALL THE JAZZ!?!?
Kids Say The Darndest Things[edit | edit source]
You know, that show on the Nick and the Nite on the Nick and the Elodeon with the kids and the things and the Jell-O pudding and the questions and the cute and the little blue pills and the janitor's closet and the backstage and the wine and the cute kids and the pants with the zipper and the pockets on the floor and the rubbing and the Vaseline with the slippery slidy slippy slooping slip goo bippity boppy Jell-O pudding! Here is a dialogue from the show with the words and the letters and the sentences and the Jell-O pudding:
Cosby: What do you do before you go to bed?
Kid: I go to the bathroom.
Cosby: You go to the bathroom with the pants and the zipper and the penis with the testicles and the urine with the yellow and the toilet with the water and the flushhhhh?!
Kid: Mmhmm.
Cosby: And what do you do when you get up in the morning?
Kid:....I go to the bathroom.
Cosby: Again!? With the bladder and the kidney and pissing and the sound with the tinkle and the flushhhh and the sink with the faucet and the water with the hands and the washing and the Jell-O Pudding?!?
The show was voted the Greatest Show Ever Next to the Cosby Show.
Personal Life[edit | edit source]
I DIDN'T RAPE ANYONE, MOTHERFUCKER!
Awards[edit | edit source]
I have won many aw
This article has been discontinued due to the fact that Bill Cosby has sent a Cease and Desist letter to himself. If anyone attempts to continue this article, they will promptly be sued by several of Mr. Cosby's personalities, when he is done suing himself.