User:Heinzy/The Special K

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The One. The Only. The K.

The Special K. One of the Big mysteries of the universe. A K. That is Special. You might think "What?! What the Hell is so Special about a K!?" I'll tell you, punk.The Special K is our savior. The One. The One will kill the Oppressors. He will Save us. Or so is what I've been told.

The Beginning[edit | edit source]

In the Beginning, there were no light, only darkness. The Oppressors was the first ones to populate the emptyness of space. When the first Belivers came, they were either killed or enslaved. The Belivers lived in terror for thousands of years, but the Prophet The Honeymonster proclaimed that he had seen in a dream that a Savior, the Child of God, would banish all Evil from the world and let all the belivers come to Paradise. The Prophet was killed almost immediately, but not before that he told the about the Messiah to his pupils. One day, one of the pupils, name unknown, killed one of the Oppressors while digging in the coal mines. He quickly buried the body in the loose soil, took his weapon and saved many of his brothers. They ran away, killing many Oppressors in the progress, and did'nt stop untill the mines was beyond the horizon. From here, the facts is a bit unclear about what happend next, but according to ancient script, the Oppressors power decreased until the final Nights, when the enslaved Belivers, with the help of the the sons and dotters of the Belivers that ran away so many years ago,