User:Heerenveen/Nooit Opgeven Altijd Doorzetten Aangenaam Door Vermaak En Nuttig Door Ontspanning Combinatie Breda

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NAC Breda
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Full name Nooit Opgeven Altijd
Doorzetten Aangenaam *breathes*
Door Vermaak En Nuttig Door *breathes again*
Ontspanning Combinatie Breda
Nickname(s) The Out-of-breath Ones,
Black Stripey Gits
Founded God knows, no-one can get past
the name on official documents
Ground Rat Stadion,
Breda
Capacity Massive, they had to
fit that name on the side.
Chairman Willem van der Hoeven
Manager Ernie Brandts
League Errordivisie
2006/07 League tables couldn't fit
the points on, the name was too big

Nooit Opgeven Altijd Doorzetten Aangenaam Door Vermaak En Nuttig Door Ontspanning Combinatie Breda, thankfully abbreviated as NAC Breda most of the time, are a Dutch football club from Breda. They are most famous for their name, a racetrack solely consisting of which has been built in Breda in its honour.

The Eredivisie
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