User:Hdgcfcf/Universe

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The universe is a piece of software designed by the all powerful Heaven® corporation. This software is also being reverse engineered by the very newly founded company called the Hell® company.

History[edit | edit source]

The Heaven® Inc company (NYSE: HVN) was founded by an individual known only by his first name, God.


Universe 2.0 (beta)[edit | edit source]

Getting tired of your old outdated version?

Try our new Beta version for free, if you currently own a valid copy of Universe 1.0

What's new in Universe 2.0 (beta)

In response to the growing number of threats able to exploit security vulnerabilities in the Universe 2.0, we successfully were able to fix many of those vulnerabilities in this new version.

What You Can Expect

  • Hacker-proof Tech
  • God certified Tech
  • A complimentary built in Bug Reporting Tool
  • A new World Domination Tool
Note the new World Domination tool.