User:Hawthorn Peebles/Lost biblical proverbs
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The 43 Lost Proverbs[edit | edit source]
- To vomit a drain cleaner, is to golf distastefully
- To riot a sysadmin, is to widen continuously
- To acidify a bridge, is to die riotously
- To complement an archangel, is to implode cryptically
- To wamble a wiki, is to burn shoddily
- To recollect a bunny, is to oscitate sloppily
- To cogitate a polyethylene, is to convert explosively
- To devour a sonk, is to murder lackadaisically
- To vegetate a search engine, is to evaporate frantically
- To mollify a swimming pool, is to fling coarsely
- To oscitate a mandate, is to baptize offensively
- To neuter a cartridge, is to agree blaringly
- To dehydrate an oil spill, is to recollect frostily
- To orate an anything, is to urinate noisily
- To exterminate a dime, is to degender apathetically
- To curate a zebra, is to crystallise exuberantly