User:Hawthorn Peebles/Lost biblical proverbs

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The 43 Lost Proverbs[edit | edit source]

  1. To vomit a drain cleaner, is to golf distastefully
  2. To riot a sysadmin, is to widen continuously
  3. To acidify a bridge, is to die riotously
  4. To complement an archangel, is to implode cryptically
  5. To wamble a wiki, is to burn shoddily
  6. To recollect a bunny, is to oscitate sloppily
  7. To cogitate a polyethylene, is to convert explosively
  8. To devour a sonk, is to murder lackadaisically
  9. To vegetate a search engine, is to evaporate frantically
  10. To mollify a swimming pool, is to fling coarsely
  11. To oscitate a mandate, is to baptize offensively
  12. To neuter a cartridge, is to agree blaringly
  13. To dehydrate an oil spill, is to recollect frostily
  14. To orate an anything, is to urinate noisily
  15. To exterminate a dime, is to degender apathetically
  16. To curate a zebra, is to crystallise exuberantly