User:HauntedUndies/People

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People is a term used to describe a group of people made up of multiple people, or made up of multiple persons when referring to a single persons which is then made redundant when there is more than one. When people (or persons, depending on the contextual language arrangement) are not people, they can either be flora, fauna, or an inanimate object like a well knitted sweater. People come in two class types, ethnic and the other kind, and from these two classes are various sub categories too numerous and tedious to mention. People also have power, usually called people power, which can be harnessed by riding a stationary bicycle attached to an electricity generator. People are good, but sometimes bad, and sometimes dead, but always horny, but only sometimes.

Types of people[edit | edit source]

Some people are people.


Some people used to be people.


Others thinks he's people.



Some people are male.


Some people are female.


Other people are...



Some people are white.


Some people are black.


Other people are... What the fuck is that?



Some people are lazy.


Some people are very lazy.


Other people try too hard.



Some people hate trees.


Some people hate buildings.


Other people hate their face.



Some people are winners.


Some people are drawers.


Other people are losers.



Every body poops.


Some people deny it.


Other people.. Eww.



Some people eat carrots.


Some people eat ice cream.


Other people each other people.



Some people OMG!


Some people LOL.


Other people EAT SHIT AND DIE FUCKERS!