User:Haiavaha

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Hello and welcome to Haiavaha's cave. If you're wondering who I am, I am the guardian of the two flames. You cannot have either of them and if you try to steal one or the other or both I wil squish you. If that doesn't work I know a particularly vicious Grue I'd like you to meet.

Guardian of the Two Flames

About me[edit | edit source]

My name, if you're too thick to read the above, is Haiavaha. Yes I spelled it right and no I am not kidding or under the influence of kittens. I am the gaurdian of the two flames, one that consumes and one that produces. I invented 1337, Oscar Wilde, and D&D. I play Puzzle Pirates and Halo.