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One man that claims to have seen Extraterrestrial Ghost Bigfoot is Michael Duffield, who claims to have seen the creature while driving home from work:

“ It started off just like any other drive home. I remember I had just left the gas station after buying lottery tickets and Seneca brand cigarettes, and I was going through a particularly wooded section of road. Then I saw a light in the sky. I looked at it, but didn’t think much of it, and continued driving. After a few seconds I looked where it had been in the sky and it wasn’t there, but I didn’t think much of it. I continued down the road to find the light in the middle of the street, and discover that the light was in fact a spacecraft about half the size of a football field, but didn’t think much of it. Out of the spacecraft there descended three transparent, bipedal apes, each about eight feet tall, but I didn’t think much of it. I used the shoulder of the road to skirt around them, and drove home without further incident. It was only when I got home that I realized what I saw. ”

Duffield is far from alone...

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One man that claims to have seen Extraterrestrial Ghost Bigfoot is Michael Duffield, who claims to have seen the creature while driving home from work:

“ It started off just like any other drive home. I remember I had just left the gas station after buying lottery tickets and Seneca brand cigarettes, and I was going through a particularly wooded section of road. Then I saw a light in the sky. I looked at it, but didn’t think much of it, and continued driving. After a few seconds I looked where it had been in the sky and it wasn’t there, but I didn’t think much of it. I continued down the road to find the light in the middle of the street, and discover that the light was in fact a spacecraft about half the size of a football field, but didn’t think much of it. Out of the spacecraft there descended three transparent, bipedal apes, each about eight feet tall, but I didn’t think much of it. I used the shoulder of the road to skirt around them, and drove home without further incident. It was only when I got home that I realized what I saw. ”

Duffield is far from alone...

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One man that claims to have seen Extraterrestrial Ghost Bigfoot is Michael Duffield, who claims to have seen the creature while driving home from work:

“ It started off just like any other drive home. I remember I had just left the gas station after buying lottery tickets and Seneca brand cigarettes, and I was going through a particularly wooded section of road. Then I saw a light in the sky. I looked at it, but didn’t think much of it, and continued driving. After a few seconds I looked where it had been in the sky and it wasn’t there, but I didn’t think much of it. I continued down the road to find the light in the middle of the street, and discover that the light was in fact a spacecraft about half the size of a football field, but didn’t think much of it. Out of the spacecraft there descended three transparent, bipedal apes, each about eight feet tall, but I didn’t think much of it. I used the shoulder of the road to skirt around them, and drove home without further incident. It was only when I got home that I realized what I saw. ”

Duffield is far from alone...

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One man that claims to have seen Extraterrestrial Ghost Bigfoot is Michael Duffield, who claims to have seen the creature while driving home from work:

“ It started off just like any other drive home. I remember I had just left the gas station after buying lottery tickets and Seneca brand cigarettes, and I was going through a particularly wooded section of road. Then I saw a light in the sky. I looked at it, but didn’t think much of it, and continued driving. After a few seconds I looked where it had been in the sky and it wasn’t there, but I didn’t think much of it. I continued down the road to find the light in the middle of the street, and discover that the light was in fact a spacecraft about half the size of a football field, but didn’t think much of it. Out of the spacecraft there descended three transparent, bipedal apes, each about eight feet tall, but I didn’t think much of it. I used the shoulder of the road to skirt around them, and drove home without further incident. It was only when I got home that I realized what I saw. ”

Duffield is far from alone...