User:Gonagai
if pages about me and those i know are not allowed than why are we allowed to have a page for us?
history
the writer of this was born in ths 80s and is still alive somehow. he was born in america...IN AMERICA! he moved to canada in the 90s ,eh? and went to catholic school but there were no lesbians like in cutie honey. he was like ed elric since he and his brother (who was and still is taller and heavyer than him) went around the schoolyard at Saint JoAchIm schooL and talked about alot of things. after years of listening to and living with the writer, his brother went all al against ed on him and started hating him after reading the book of vile darkness for the game dungeons and dragons( which the writer had saved against when reading a bit of the book but the brother read the whole thing even the page numbers and the credits) and spending the night...alone...in the basement with the writers friend. in the 2000s the writer realized he could never be a mother and wanted to be a girl for a few years(and still wants to be more feminine with a larger cup size (about D-I cup)(but still wants to keep the male organ(about 6-8 inches))) he had a falling out with his dad because the dad wanted the writer to be a male and tryed to turn him more male by sending energy into him by touching and pointing. the writer discovered that touching makes you more like the person you touch so he only touches good people.he is into anime and makes youtube videos under the name chiissu. his best friend (a cat) ran away and he went through a depression and recovered. after a molesting by staplet0n(VP of high school he went to(initals are B.S) he dislikes being told that something was not his buissness (like how edward elric is offended by being called short). he came up with jokes like footlong wang(AKA wang so-long) and tapeworm turban, and is hated by skilled yugioh players(DINKS) and jamacians(the contry not the race)(but gets along well with japanese)as well as males from the year of the dragon (1988) and the irish. he likes ketchup chips and hamburgers as well as anime(but perfers yaoi to yuri). he plays digimon digibattle card game(but only series 1/2) and yugioh and pokemon(gameboy and cards) and beyblade(witch is like curling without customization). he used to collect garbage and hording it at his parents house in the 90s and used to eat good food out of the garbage (like george in that seinfeld episode) in the 00s. he goes to collage now and wears a trenchcoat or leather jacket with shorts. he has filmed VI iced movies about snowmen and personal issues (not those kinds of issues sicko!) and is editing them.
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quotes
if donald trump is the donald then what is dick cheney?
there is this guy named wang and he is 12 inches tall. so his friends call him foot long wang. his full name is wang so-long
there is a dude in movies called Dick Johnson. he was in segal films(or at least one of them) and from his name you can tell his parents hated him.
curling is like beyblADE. but without customization
i wanted faizan to join the beyblade site and told him he could bug others. he agreed and we came up with the name anus... no... anus 91(he was born in 199.) and his intro topic was...hmm enter the dragon...AHH! ENTER THE ANUS!