User:GodKill
“Meh.....he's ok. He does make some good homebrew weed for me when I pass by him.”
The Crazy White Mother Fucker Who lay Waste to unborn babys, who spoils virgin, Who almost took down the bad rap. The Person who gone crazy when the Giants win the Super Bowl. That One Guy who keeps saying fuck you and you're a Hick in Halo 3 and COD4 and GOW2 And RFOM2. The person who once went around the world in 10 year. That One guy who stole the term PC. The person who brought back Megaman 9. The guy who said smoking bad, when he smoke up a great one. The Man who destroyed Radio. The crazy person who fought Chuck Norris and had a draw. The man who don't need a long introduction, Connor Cashman!(1993- yes....he still lives haters) - Connor Cashman is a writer, drawer, piture taking, weed smoking, Anime watcher, video gamer, and yes, a Pimp. Connor Cashman spends most of his time playing video games, writing, and picking u ladys on his days.
Connor dreams of being a video game designer. But as of now, the weed hasen't got me no where....like most people.......
Life[edit | edit source]
The Begining[edit | edit source]
Time to look back at my old journals. Let's see. I got bad hand writing! Shit! Let's look.
12/29/92
yes....it time. i am in the mother womb. i been waiting for this for a long time. someone told me that it takes 9 month to get out of this place. soon you will go crazy in this place. i hope i ok.
Bad grammer. I know. But I was little. Let's flip to 3 month
2/2/93
it cold in this place. my brain has been slowly not working for me. i hope it will be ok. but still, if i lose this brain, then i won't be able to start this new thing called wikipedia, where you can put some facts up. i hope it will be ok.
What's Wikipedia? anyway, let's go on.
5/5/93
i have bad feeling of what might happen when i go out.
Huh? Whatever.....let's look a month before i was born.
8/29/93
my brain......it no more......i can still write because my thought was left behind.....good bye my friends.
Well, that was it like. Pretty cool huh?
Connor Cashman grown up listing to Rock and Hardcore Rap, like N.W.A, and 2pac. People look at Connor a bit "different" then other people. When he was 5 years old. His brother shown him the meaning to life, the SNES. He then Grows up playing alot of video games with his 3 brothers. He sooner got into the new thing called the N64. The Upgrade was too much for him he had a heart attack. 2 month in the Hospital, he then plays the N64.
During the 90's It was all about Rap. Connor at the age of 7, became a Gangster
Gangster Age (7-9)[edit | edit source]
Connor Cashman became a Gangster by making his own gang called the The Bloody Scissor. The Bloody Scissor did not do what all gang did like shoot up Blood and Crips. They Shot up every body during an MTV Sweet 16. One of the person was in the gang and he said "The Best Party ever! Come Back Bitch! I want a crack at the Pussy!"
Connor one day was at a Burger King with his friends, untill The King Came out with a Ak-47 and Shot Connor in the chest 4 times. Connor Still got up and pulled out his gun and shot the king. The King still open fire and shot Connor in the Head 2 times, in the Chest 12 times, in the legs 2 times, in the arm 5 times, and shot in the back 9 times.
Connor Died that day. The The Bloody Scissor was disbanded. A Gang member said, "He will come back one day. One day."
Rebirth[edit | edit source]
“I thought he was dead. But I was wrong”
Everyone Thought he was dead. But they were wrong.
Connor Talk to an Angel from hell to come back to life. He had to do a few things before
1. Beat Steve Wiebe High Score on Donkey Kong
2. Trade Your Arm to the Angel
3. Give 50% of money to The Angel for Connor Meth lab.
Connor Gladly did all of this things. Connor came back to Earth with no left arm. He went to a arm dealer and got a cyborg arm. His hand is alot powerful. He can play video games up to 20 Hour thanks to this arm, and can button mass for 4 straight minuntes
Goth Age(9-12)[edit | edit source]
“ He was so cute! I loved the way he acted! I wish he came back. Gosh......I Did really like him”
Connor Went back to town, the new thing was Goth. Connor Adandon the Gangster Age and became a Goth. He sooner got a job working at a Hot Topics. The Clerk gave Connor A Makeover to become Goth. After that Makeover, he walk around the Mall and all the Goth Girl was all over him. He sooner went out with this Goth Girl named Maryan that Really like him, the date went well, and the Sex was good. Untill his Father came in the Room and kicked his ass.
The Father Kicking Connor ass was all over the News. The New Bloody Scissor found out that Connor Was Still alive. The Gang went up to Connor. Connor had this to say
“That time was over. I had fun in the 90's, but I had to move on. Sure I Still make Weed in my Meth Lab. But Still......I had to go on. This Goth Age won't last forever you know.”
The Gangster kicked his ass later on.
At The Age of 12, Connor had Sex with Maryan again. But the comdom broke. 2 month later. Maryan said the one thing that all men don't want to hear.
“I'm Pregnant”
Connor left the Goth Age and then started living out his own life
Life (really)[edit | edit source]
Hey Guys! Was up! Thanks for checking out my page. All that stuff above me is not true. I do not smoke Weed, I'm not a gangtar, and I'm not a goth. I'm just some ramdom kid who has some time to come here and have a little fun here. I'm right now a 2nd year in high school, got a girlfriend (no joke) and got no job...
During the spare time I have[edit | edit source]
I mostly make Mugen videos. Not a great player, but I can win with other people. I sometime come here and mess around with thing.
What've Have I done![edit | edit source]
Don't Copy that Floppy- Man! What a great song! I just had to do something with this song!