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How to Make a Classic Jono Noise(tm)

1. Open a text editor, such as Notepad.
2. Place your fingers upon the A, S, D, F and G keys.
3. Allow your hands to convulse.
4. Repeat until you are satisfied with the stream of gibberish.
5. Open the AT&T Labs Text-to-Speech Translator Demo.
6. Paste in what you have written.
7. Select "Mike" as the voice.
8. Click "Speak". Wait for the file to open.
9. If required, click "Play".
10. Listen.
11. Attempt to reproduce the sound with your throat.

An Alternate Jono Noise

Click here to hear an example of one of Cookie_Dough's finest noises. It is best described as "WHEEdldldldldldldldldldldldldldeedldldldldldldldldldldldldeedldldldldldldldlldldldldldeeAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!".