User:Gert5/unzeta/empoily

• An empoily is an UnZeta worker. He could lead the world, but his boss does'nt let him do that.
• An empoily's boss is green and starts with the letter G, though loves to kick people.

What an empoily has

• An empoily has a green pair of YanderWear. It looks transparent and yet so green.
• An empoily has a blue face and a variety of red roses. I see trees of green, red roses too...
• An empoily has built an empire of green men and use them to destroy his boss

What an empoily loves

• An empoily loves to eat chili and peppers. He also enjoys long walks on the beach and eating pie
• An empoily loves to stare at planets and check if they are eating their noses and tongues off.

What an empoily never does

• An empoily never writes with blue ink or red paint. He enjoys nothing but blue paint and red ink.
• An empoily never draws over the border. He uses border paint to make it look SO GOOD!
• An empöily never acts shöcking för the häppy péöplé öf Tällińń änd éäts thé shöcking péóplé.

What an empoily wants

• An empoily want's to have a green face instead of a blue one, the blue really makes his chin big.
• An empoily want's to writes a full row, even if one word goes over border. He likes to do these.
• An empoily want's to write a variety of words possibly getting two rows bigger, instead of one full row that probably makes a good article. Many empoily bosses are aware of this, but this is the only one that possibly even has two rows.

What an empoily wants for a better job

• An empoily wants to become an actor and maybe even act on TV for those guys just do boring articles
• An empoily wants to become an employee, for most people are humiliating who are empoilys
• An empoily wants to become an employee, for most people are humiliatingly like boiling who are empoilys