User:Georgechange

short story

this short story will tell you something how did i end up here? i was on my way to going to get low when i stumbled upon a computer in the street, but some hobo was using it, so i called patrick star and he bodyslammed the hobo, leaving it flat like a ran over piece of shit, after paying patrick star with the cloths i have on, i sat down on the street to use the computer. i was originally intending to watch some guy doing cool michael jackson dance on pootube, though that slipped out of my mind(hey, how just did i remember that?) and instead i came upon google, the best non-pornographic site in the solar system(INCLUDING PLUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), because i was about to use gmail to contact my one and only gmail friend to ask about some illegal stuff, i didn't know i can access gmail from the top left hand corner on the screen(HEY! HOW DID I KNOW THAT????????), so i wrote gmail on google search and erased it, because i want to save the illegal stuff for later, now i came on uncyclopedia and created an account, i've been daydreaming about the freedom of parody since nineteen-eighty four. after i did that, i went home in my underwear. the next day, i saw patrick talking with presidant spongebob, he's still wearing my cloths(which consist of a t-shirt without pants). and that hobo patrick bodyslammed? he's still as flat as a ran over piece of shit, on the side of the sidewalk in afghanistan.

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