User:GOTHSareNOTemozBAKA/Albury
Albury[edit | edit source]
Albury is in australia sortof like a little mouton town. yeah, like south park, only with out the talking p00 cristmas adventuers. And why you say am i wrighting about sutch a boring town... because it neads the publicity (or wants it anyway)
History[edit | edit source]
Captain cook clames to have founded Albury but he says that about everything. There has bean a legend of a worm that crawled out from Captain cooks nose and founded albury by eating the flesh of peeples ears but that is probable just another one of Captain cooks roomers so he can get more credit for things. in now time peeple are ashamed to be from albury with its dorkiy attitude of thingking that they can be posh and cool at the same time.
Albury library museum[edit | edit source]
They billt this so they could celebrate all the boring things that they have like yeOld books from the yeOld times and the room of crappy plastic arty shit that looks like some crappy alcohol can holders and dont for get the " DONT DO DRUGS " room very educational in teaching ower kids in how to tell what type of drugs have the good stuff. oh and did you know that they have a LIBRARY!!????? well they do with all the books you could ever want (not there yet)
School[edit | edit source]
well as you know all the kids are happy with the school telling them that they are stupid and makeing them pay to mutch for stuff with there own money like the school magazine probeble 30$ this year of 2009 (teacher "i earge you all to buy these magazines because one day you will look back on these magazines and wish that you were a 14 year old virgin that gets scammed out of your money by the teachers and cant fight back against being race shaly discriminated by the teachers")
Fun stuff to do in albury[edit | edit source]
get drunk
kill animels
kill peeple
take drugs
get drunk
dont talk about politics
dont talk about religion
get drunk
work for 2$ an hour
get drunk
act posh and cool at the same time
get drunk
and so on....