User:GOSSIMARthepedofile
The Church of Berah[edit | edit source]
"Go my children...and spread BERAHISM" -The Great Berah
WELCOME! lowly troglodites to the penis munching CHURCH OF BERAH, if you've got testicals than you are eligible for initiation. This church was founded on the belief that everyone in the world is just fucking insane and should worship like such. We don't like to discriminate against all the wrongfully decieved retards of the world, and would like to give you a message from the high preist of BERAH, "he who is down in the pits of unholy despair and ultimate dumbasseness, REJOICE! for there is a great rest from the ACIDIC REMAINS OF SADAM HEUSEIN'S BUTT HOLE!!"
YOU R SAVED[edit | edit source]
At the beginning of time, SADAM HEUSEIN was having a tea party with VISHNU and JESUS, when all of a sudden, his hemeroid starting acting up. His pasty, brown asse erupted with so much acid it filled the afterlife up with dumbasseness. HEUSEIN didn't count on this, expecting his pent up rage and destruction to be released in his house to destroy his orphaned followers. But, thanks for you, the GREAT BERAH emerged out of the butthole of SADAM HEUSEIN, and he saves, dicks. AS once prophecied from the high preist, THE GREAT BERAH will come back to save his followers from the wrongfull teachings of those like Malcom X, GHANDI, and RONALD McDONALD (that son of a bitch). One of theses days THE GREAT BERAH will come rain fire down upon those heathenous basterds we no as franchise owners and spread the word of Berah for all of you unintelliglbe fucks.