User:Fusebag1000

Born in 2012, Fusebag1000 was the son/daughter/dog/goldfish? of Bjork and the Invisible Man, but since he/she/it could not see his/her/its own father, his/her/it walked to an adoption place somewhere in between Kansas, Siberia and McMurdo Base, Antartica, and put himself/herself/itself up for adoption. Days later, he/she/it was adopted by ageing rock star Bono's identical twin, Chuck Norris's half-sister (as Chuck's father, Death, slept with Stitch, while Stitch was having affair with Lilo) and Satan, 'cos he wanted to be the third parent. He/she/it also wants come and molest the Loch Ness Monster.