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You blame the guy that's banging her - Rusty Galloway on female victims of homicide
L.A. Noire is a video game about the memoirs/imagination of detective Cole Phelps in 1947. It follows his life in the L.A.P.D and eventually his death in a sewer (hobo). 90% of the missions include homicide victims, most notably the Homicide Desk in which all five levels include feeling dead, bloodied women. A bit like real life.
Developers[edit | edit source]
The game is published by Rockstar Games, known for their realistic titles like Grand Theft Auto, Red Dead Redemption and Max Payne; all three of which were true stories. L.A. Noire was developed by the ridiculously famous Team Bondi. Team Bondi have made many great games since it's creation in Spring 2011, such as...
Plot[edit | edit source]
L.A. Noire has a pretty basic plot; Phelps joins the LAPD, and is shown as a standout cop (for doing f**k all). He gradually moves through different desks, till the climax of the game, where you have sexual intercourse with a German whore . This just shows the games realistic aspect. Two years after fighting them, you are already banging a Nazi's daughter.
Interrigation[edit | edit source]
One new apsect of the game is Interrigation. The first time you interrigate someone, you will probably get the answer wrong. You're then sent outside to be moaned at by an Irishman. He's not soft on you (no I don't mean cock), oh no, he is actually strict. Once you head back into the room to interrigate the obvious killer, you go through the sequence all again. This happened to myself about five times. By the end I had amnesia. This happened to myself about five times. By the end I had amnesia.
Cole's Death (TROLOLOL SPOLIERS!)[edit | edit source]
At the end of the game, Cole dies in a sewer. No, not from cholera, but from drowning. Once he's finished shoving