User:Fishmyman
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Biography[edit | edit source]
Fishmyman is an Uncyclopedia writer born in the nether regions of Hell around 1200 BCE. Raised as a Thai Warrior, he shunned his heritage and instead adopted the life of a Twinkie. Over his teenage years, constant molestation of coconut trees caused self-inflicted mental scarring, resulting in his current psychosis. His attempt at creating an Immortality Elixir also backfired, leaving him physically scarred.
Selling His Soul To Pira[edit | edit source]
After his failed attempts at creating a normal life, the Fat, Smelly One made a bargain with the god-like entity known as Pira. In exchange for his personality traits of kindness and the emotional response of empathy (things which Pira wished to study but failed to comprehend anyway), he would gain great tactical knowledge and debate skills, something which he put to great use in countless Word Battles in the arenas of IASAS, or International Attack of Southeast Asian Nationals.
Current Wherabouts[edit | edit source]
Ever since his entanglement with the Malcontent Valedictorian, Ryan Torres, his wherabouts have been unknown. However, it is said that the One President to Rule Them All has taken him to his secret hideout to be used as an odorous bait to draw in the unnamed animals of the wild. Currently it is assumed that he is still alive, but when the Grand Vizier Ryan Torres is involved, it is hard to determine fact from a made up reality in his mind.
Obsessive Nature[edit | edit source]
The Fish is also a clingy, persistent self-proclaimed Lover of all things Hot and Female, but recent developments have shown otherwise. Conversations recorded between Cod (not to be confused with Cod) and females have shown that his soul-bound agreement to Pira deteriorates, whether this being a ruse or not has yet to be determined, and thus his speech becomes peppered with emotional adjectives, while the speech itself becomes slurred and unintelligible. This attachment can be considered a glaring weakness, especially to the one known only as the Vivacious Vortex (her real name was not discovered as she never truly agreed to be associated with the Salmon-bellied one). Even after long, arduous battles against her, both physically and emotionally, the Slippery Beast has yet to fully quell all feelings of lust and/or love. However, it is still recommended to approach with caution and to only attack this weak spot after sedation.
Self-Righteous Behavior[edit | edit source]
Often regarding the opinions of others as a source that can be ignored, the Fishy One often enjoys revelling in its own supposed knowledge, belittling and patronizing far and wide until satisfied by its absorption of pride and the contempt of others, eventually retreating into a hibernative state that lasts a mere 4 hours a day. It is strongly cautioned to form well-developed arguments with little to no weak points if ever faced with a verbal encounter with the Fat One, and even then, victory may be fleeting.