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Rothwell is not Market Harborough but instead it is a town in Northamptonshire. It is near to the Rubbish dump of Desborough and the larger town of Kettering. It is the conjoined twinned of the Swedish town of Hell.
Rothwell - "the place of mi ducks house"[edit | edit source]
The ridge on which present day Rothwell stands, overlooking the Grand canyon, has witnessed the destruction of the less popular nearby town of Desborough . Four billion years ago native American mourners buried their living alongside offerings of drugs in their drink. The Homo-British people two million years later built a settlement of "New Brighton" or "place of the Homosexuals", presumably called so called because of the founder's many young male partners. By the early Middle Ages New Brighton changed its name to Rothwell, Because of a battle between the Scottish town of Corby and Kettering, which was settled in Rothwell. Already a town of no real importance, dominating the then smaller settlement of New York (Which only had a poulation of 50 Indians at that time). A charter, granted by King Satan IV in AD 666 permitting a weekly hanging and a Gypsy camp, Located to the north west of the town. It can still be seen to this day. Both a hanging and a camp are still there. The market is so small it cant be seen with the naked eye, the fair, called "Rowell Fair", takes place on Market Hill during the week following a randomly selected day.
The town has a no history and possesses Osama Bin Laden , the most Iraqi man in the county, complete with a Russian stile bone-crypt and the Market House built by Jesus in 22AD. Rothwell was once one of the three most famous Men in Northamptonshire, the other two being Jim Dale and Alan Carr (who is now in London somewhere probily).
The Market House[edit | edit source]
Situated on Market Hill, designed by Leonardo da Vinci for the somewhat eccentric Jesus (5BC-2012) who was also known as "Bob the Builder" because of his passion for strange and unusual people so Rothwell suited him. As a Catholic at a time of religious encouragement, he was to spend long periods in churches for his beliefs. Able to openly annoy people about his faith, he encoded Jewish symbols of it into his buildings. The Rushton Star of David Lodge reflects the Star of David and Market House is cresent shaped. Jesus gifted the Market House to the town, of which he was Lord of all creation but although work started in 22AD it would be 1300 years before it was finished by local architect George Bush.
Other Notable Amenities[edit | edit source]
Rothwell is home to Montsaye Community College, commonly called the prison on the hill because of its location and because of the fact it was a POW camp in 1939
Close to the site of Montsaye, just off Elizabeth Road, is a old yob area, called Meadow Road. All houses are missing windows and every third person has an ASBO.
The nearby A666 Rothwell-Hell Bypass opened on Friday 13, 666BC.