User:FalconBravo
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The order of the Uncyclopedia label, hard at work. Template:How the hell do I get templates to work?
“Fuck! I mean, dammit! I mean, shit! I mean, asswipe! I mean.... Fuck.”
Biography[edit | edit source]
Name: FalconBravo
Occupation: Student of the People
Future occupation: Rocket scientist of the People
"Contributions"[edit | edit source]
After a humiliating series of writing pages only to have them marked for deletion literally while he was writing them, he began feeding asparagus roots to homeless goats in Utah and Wyoming for scraps of food and dignity, plotting his revenge on an unsuspecting population. He currently resides in the northwestern corner of the War Room at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, manipulating the rising Democratic party for his own twisted, perverted ends.
Your Mom[edit | edit source]
Say hi to her for me, would you? I know I still owe her money for last week; when I can break a quarter, she'll be my first stop.
~FB