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Falafelisareligon
Why?[edit | edit source]
Why? is a good question.No-one really knows.Or maybye Nobody Cares. However the truth is out there.Somewhere.
What am I doing here?[edit | edit source]
You're about to venture into the dark mind of a Idiot.Falafelisareligon was only thought to be an urban legend.This is false.Numerous sightings have confirmed it, this being is real and is out there.Somewhere.TAKE PRECAUTIONS.
What sort of precautions are necessary?[edit | edit source]
Well, I'll tell you.
- THE LIST
- A USB cable.
- An incisor tooth
- A small rectangular bandana
- Four semicircles.
- Plenty of otter fur.
- That is all.
What does this being look like?[edit | edit source]
Everytime a photo has been taken of it, the picture always seems to be blurry.All that we can tell is that he is not American because he has never lynched someone.He may possibly be French or Cambodian or someother European country.Apparently he has a tendency for Umbrellas
THIS GUIDE WAS PRODUCED FOR YOUR SAFETY.THANKYOU.
- THAT IS ALL.