User:Fail69

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Fail69 is the 69th person to Fail on Uncyclopedia after Wigger_17 caused his/her anus to bleed. Why does he/she have an article about himself? Well he/she was forced to by their evil neighbour, Uncyclopedia (Oh no, please don't shoot me! I'm in no way affiliated with Tom Morello! *cowers*)