User:ExtremelyFunny/How To Evade Taxes

Ah, hello there!

So, you want to know how to commit tax evasion, do ya? Well then, you've come to the right place! It's rather simple and easy to evade taxes. All you need to do is follow the following steps, and your tax evasion will soar higher than the average Libertarian.

Make sure to follow all of these steps with extreme care and to be as precise as possible. You don't want to make any mistakes.

Step One: Location

Step One: Find a suitable location to hide while you evade taxes. You'll want to find the most ideal and hidden location for your tax evasion business to operate, all the while being careful and making sure that your business doesn't get spotted by these chumps.

An ideal location would likely be either an abandoned factory or warehouse, but the average office building has also proven to be effective - The IRS most likely won't find you there.

Step Two: Supplies

Step Two: Find some supplies for your tax evasion business. Every tax evader needs some supplies, because how else are you gonna survive? Print some money and buy some supplies off the Deep Web, or black market if you need to.

Try to buy as many useful supplies as you can find. That may sound counterproductive as it may be more difficult to keep the business a secret if you have more supplies, but the more supplies you have, the less things you have to worry about! These supplies all have it settled out for you! And like the old saying says: "The more the merrier!".

Step Three: Security

Now you need some serious security in order to remain safe from the IRS. Install a couple security cameras, motion detectors, buy a VPN, and cover up all the entrances to your location. Maybe even invest in a secret bunker that you can evade taxes in - anything that hinders the Police from finding you. You'll be better off with some security, but even then, you won't be able to stop the people from finding the forbidden content.

Step Four: Hiding

Okay, so you've FINALLY got your tax evasion session set up. You've found a suitable location, you have enough supplies to suvive, and the building is secure enough that it won't instantly cave in like every building in this city. Now it's time to stay in hiding! Never do anything that could possibly give your location away to organizations such as the IRS, FBI or Police. It's best if you stay in your bunker (if you didn't listen to what I said earlier and didn't buy a bunker, then that's on you.)

You can stay in your bunker nearly as long as you want, ranging from a couple hours, to even weeks if you have enough supplies, but you will eventually have to go out of your bunker and get more supplies. Just make sure to cover up your bunker when you leave it so that nobody finds it. If you manage to go a year without getting caught by the IRS, then congrats - they'll probably never find you! So you can relax knowing that your tax evasion will never be punished.

Summary

Congratulations! If you have followed all of the steps above correctly, you SHOULD now be able to safely evade taxes. If you are unable to evade taxes, please dial this number and tell them about the tax evasion sessions.

Oh, by the way, if you exit your bunker, cover it, then come back a few hours later with supplies only to find that the bunker is somehow uncovered, you're screwed.

I hope this guide was helpful to anyone out there who was trying to evade taxes.