User:EricIsOnFire/Ichiro
“ICHIRO! ICHIRO!”
“Baby come back...”
Ichiro is a Japanese Major League Baseball icon, and starting right-fielder for the Damn Yankees as of 2013. Some people insist on calling him Sir Ichiro Suzuki. This, however, is false. Ichiro ≠ Ichiro Suzuki. If Ichiro and Ichiro Suzuki were the same, Ichiro wouldn't have Ichiro on the back of his jersey. Do not confuse Ichiro Suzuki for Ichiro. Or I will kill you. Shut up and enjoy America's Pastime.
Ichiro is known for quite a few things that he has brought to the game of baseball. These include speed, Asian ethnicity, swag, slap hitting, funky trousers, and some obsession with stretching. Some say it is not unlikely that Ichiro is stretching right now.
Oh yeah, and he beat the living shit out of Darth Maul once. (right)