User:Enzo Aquarius/UnBooks:UnRoadMap/Alabama

Welcome to Alabama, the little state with a big heart! Now, let's get you from point A to point B (or is that point C to point D...) in a very inconvenient fashion! Enjoy :)

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Reference Number	State
...omgwtfbbq?	Alabama
Reference Number	County Name
001	Autowaga County
003	Bald County
005	Barbed County
007	Bib County
009	Blunt County
011	Buttock County
013	Butt County
015	Callwho? County
017	Hambers County
019	Cherokey County
021	Paris Hilton County
023	Chocolate County
025	Kent Clark County
027	Clay County
029	Cleburned County
031	Coffee County
033	Colbert Report County
035	Connect-The-Dots County
037	Cocoa County
039	Covington County
041	Crenshot County
043	Cullman County
045	Dalek County
047	Dallas County
049	DeKalbKn County
051	Ellmore County
053	Escambian Coffee County
055	Etowahhteeoooh County
057	LaFayette County
059	Franklin County
061	Geneva Protocol County
063	Green County
065	Hail! County
067	Henry County
069	Houston County
071	Jackoff County
073	Jefferson County
075	Lamear County
077	Fort Lauderdale County
079	Lawrence County
081	King Leer County
083	Cobblestone County
085	Let-Me-Downs County
087	Macaroon County
089	Madison County
091	Mango County
093	Maroon County
095	Corporal County
097	Mobile Park County
099	Monroe County
101	Montgomery Scott County
103	Morgan County
105	Luke Perry County
107	Pick-a-nose County
109	Punt County
111	Rudolph County
113	Russell County
115	ShelbySears County
117	St. Clair County
119	Summer County
121	Talladega Nights County
123	Tallapoopa County
125	Tuscaooze County
127	Walker County
129	Washington County
131	Wilcocks County
133	Your County

If your starting location is not here, then you can kiss my shiny metal butt.

001

Welcome to Autowaga County, home of the Alabama Trailer Park, the world's largest trailer park!

Major Highways

• Interstate 65 - We're special!
  • Go Cart Road - No Go Cart? Expect a fine by the Go Kart police
  • CR 68-West - ...yea so?
  • CR 59-West - Starbucks here
  • CR 61 - Starbucks coming soon
  • No Name Lane - Home of the overthrowd LSD
  • Delta Springs Road - Where springy roads are fun :D
  • lley Road - he erfect it top n labama!
  • Fairview Avenue - Not in our county, but you didn't hear that from us.
• Governmental Highway Enforcement 31 - Right 'long side ye ole' 65!
• Governmental Highway Enforcement 31 - Takes you north, south, east AND west - all day long!
• Trailer Lane the 14th - Goes right through us like a Hardees burger!
• Trailer Lane the wonfourthythreed - Who freaking cares?

Major Cities

• Autowagaville - Take Trailer Lane the 14th to gain easy access to this city. Need something? This town contains the following establishments:
  • Jane's Cash - Take my cash for free!
  • T Mart - Better than K Mart, home to 'customer service'.
  • A school - *gasp*
• John Billingsley - Homeworld of the Denobulans! Simply take CR-37 to enter this town, though expect heavy tractor traffic leaving the area. This town contains the following establishments:
  • Nothing - Not even a McDonalds...
• Millbrook - We actually have stuff! Just take the I-65 and you're in the town of riches and cream!
  • Super 7 Motel - Sure we are a large hotel, but where's the beef? (Definitely not in the continental breakfast...)
  • Galactica Bank - Drop your money off at one of our rag-tag banks.
• Bratville - Are we there yet?