User:Dusk
Americans may not understand humour, only humor. Canadians and Australians may not understand anything at all. Don't change a thing to remedy this.
Yeah, so as I traversed the undulating grassy knolls on my way back from playing cricket with the Queen and 'Lady Di', I saw the Union Flag and stood there saluting for 10 hours straight while 'Rule Britannia' played in the background, which made me late for my morning tea. Anyway, long story short, my butler Gerald neglected to put 5 sugars in, even though I have it every day! Oh! Ho! Ho! That's what I call gold material.
No, I don't live in London, though that was one of mine. I love America, and am happy to say that no fewer than none of my ancestors are American. In a way, Britain's social order is a bit like America's, although poor people have rights here and incest takes place in the East rather than the South. Our leaders are't so different either, although botox and shampoo are foreign concepts to Britain's Prime Minister than America's Emperor.
To get to the point, I have something here that will frighten the living daylights out of every single US motorist.
Roundabouts - that's right! Tremble in fear as you think about cars driving on the left side of the road turn a corner! There be no flat open deserts in these parts! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!
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