User:DungeonSiegeAddict510/UnNews:Disturbed lead singer confirmed misogynerd cishet shitlord

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Fellow empowered wymyn of tumb- er, inkstand.me UnNews, I being terrible news regarding the PATRIARCHY. Recently, a white cishet male cis scum had... AN OPINION. THATS RIGHT FELLOW JEZEBELLES wymyn readers. A man, had an opinion, on the internet. We turn you over to our field correspondent, Amita Sarbeesiam.

Thank you (insert name here), I'm standing here in a class-10 internet hugbox, watching this horrific patriarchal rapeocaust unfold. From what I can see, the lead rapesinger of the misogynistic hate band Disturbed, a name which is ableist to otherkins for obvious reasons, has recently patriarchally said an extremely patriarchal statement.