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“If you are a Spartan, you should have your college in University of Sparta, If you don't, i will kick you on a pit”

~ Leonidas on Spartans


Anyway, who cares, All of us are not Spartans, but we'll try to visit University of Sparta, and we am no Persian guys.

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Well, according to the Spartans, they sent Your Mom these messages so Vilma Santos can visit the University of Sparta:
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Something you must memorize before entering University of Sparta:
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A fucked piece of shit, who cares, Your Dad will just shoot them with a gun. Now, get in there and don't be a gay.

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Gloria Arroyo
Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
President Arroyo

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His Excellency Ferdinand Edralin Marcos has issued Proclamation 1081:
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Only registered users of The Kilusang Bagong Lipunan can edit this article because some of you fucktards don't know the difference between SATIRE and SHIT!



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His Excellency Ferdinand Edralin Marcos has issued Proclamation 1081:
This article is now under Martial Law.
Only registered users of The Kilusang Bagong Lipunan can edit this article because some of you fucktards don't know the difference between SATIRE and SHIT!



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Only registered users of The Kilusang Bagong Lipunan can edit this article because some of you fucktards don't know the difference between SATIRE and SHIT!


Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler

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This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!

Precautions[edit | edit source]

Whatever this page says, you must say it aloud while reading it before Leonidas fucks you to hell:
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Leonidas for President!!!
Adolf Hitler for Senator
Vilma Santos for Governor!
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tHiS iS sPaRtA!

Chuva Chenes, Chuva Chenes, Bling Bling men! Wait! This is total error!

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Before you blast off this shit error portion, sing it!
Boom Shoukhran, Boom Shoukhran, tararat, tararat, Abu Sayyaf!
-Arabian Version of Philippine National Anthem-Boom Tarat Tarat

Whatever, just look at this photo for 1 hour without going to the comfort room or eating in the 
dining room, just stay and watch until your hour is over!

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Its just a matter of Chuva Chenes, these girls are Homosexual people from my Comfort room!
Mommy, can i eat PETA?
Yes darling, as long as you spit out your fur jacket when you eat it!
I'd rather go naked for sex
This is Sparta!

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Mommy's girl, Ingrid Newkirk has been a bad girl, she is one big Homosexual little girl from Hell!

Spartan Education[edit | edit source]

Nursery:
Where is Leonidas, Where is Leonidas, He's in hell, He's in hell, Together we dine in hell, Together we dine in hell, eat Ingrid, eat Ingrid!
Elementary: PETA is a shit! PETA Sucks and so does Ingrid Newkirk
High School:
This is SPARTAAAAAAAAA!
College:
Tonight we dine in hell!
Graduation pledge:
I state your name will kill Ingrid Newkirk by throwing her into a pit with the help of Leonidas. I will promise to have sex with her before i push her down the pit. I will sweat to slaughter her with a butchers knife and i will be a Spartan forever! Damn Pamela Anderson for life, Tonight we dine in hell! Perhaps at McDonalds or KFC. This is SPARTAAAAAA University!

To be Educated of PETA[edit | edit source]

PETA has been pissing on everyone, so Ingrid Newkirk got arrested, here you will know how many times was she arrested:
Number of times that Ingrid Newkirk was arrested since you reached here:

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Chuva Chenes[edit | edit source]

Or to be known as Ingrid Newkirk Sex, a sex method in where you stab your pets to death before sexing with a homosexual person. But in the Philippines, it is called as Ingrid Chuva Chenes for President.In Japanese "SAYONARA CHUVA CHENES" while in Abu Sayyaf, it is said as "SHOUKHRAN CHUVA CHENES", in Bisaya Spartan"HOY! CHUVA CHENES" and of course, in Spartan "CHUVAAAAAAAAAAA CHEEEEEEEEEEENEEEEEES!".

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More about Chuva Chenes
This is really Chuva Chenes, seriously
Anti Chuva Chenes zone
Abu Sayyaf
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Anti-Chuva Chenes Advocates
The only Chuva Chenes area in Friendster
Annother Chuva Chenes area in MySpace
Ingrid Newkirk

Talking about a long message[edit | edit source]

Just read what it says:
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Fun area[edit | edit source]

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His Excellency Ferdinand Edralin Marcos has issued Proclamation 1081:
This article is now under Martial Law.
Only registered users of The Kilusang Bagong Lipunan can edit this article because some of you fucktards don't know the difference between SATIRE and SHIT!


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PhilSeal.jpg
His Excellency Ferdinand Edralin Marcos has issued Proclamation 1081:
This article is now under Martial Law.
Only registered users of The Kilusang Bagong Lipunan can edit this article because some of you fucktards don't know the difference between SATIRE and SHIT!


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PhilSeal.jpg
His Excellency Ferdinand Edralin Marcos has issued Proclamation 1081:
This article is now under Martial Law.
Only registered users of The Kilusang Bagong Lipunan can edit this article because some of you fucktards don't know the difference between SATIRE and SHIT!


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This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA! Go to Spartaaaaaaaaaa! Thats the only mission that you will have, now go to Sparta and dine in hell, and don't forget to show off your silver bling bling Nintendo Wii.
Now, if you excuse me, could i go home. The rest of you, head to Sparta!

Reasons why you shouldn't join PETA[edit | edit source]

Damn fucking shit AIDS would be unhealty for me. I am not a shit vegan from hell. These PETA activists hang out in their "special" nightclub in hell. Most of the patrons were homosexual, transexual, Chuva Chenes and breast worshippers. And these are more and more reasons for you to see:
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Chuva Chenes friendster profile from hell with love
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This is Spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Sick of being a Spartan is my work
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