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Mizdan[edit | edit source]

Mizdan is an autoimmune disease, which occurs in most cases because of sleep deprivation, combined with alcohol, and physical exhaustion.

Apparition[edit | edit source]

Mizdan disease symptoms usually occur in the morning, after nights with massive energy consumption, and it appears if the patient stays awake during the period of time in which he/she should be sleeping, recovering from the previous night. It usually occurs to teenagers and adults. No case of Mizdan to people younger than 17 yeras old has been detected.

Stages of the disease[edit | edit source]

It has 3 main stages, aggravating one after another if the patient is still awake at the end of each stage. 1.the Incipit, in which the subject experiences coldness,fever unfocused view, and inability to walk straight. 2.Climax, in which the most disturbing symptoms occur, such as delirium, hallucinations(THE MIZDAN), loss of space and time sense. 3.Terminal phase, in which the subject has hallucinations and talks nonsense, but eventually falls asleep.

Name origin[edit | edit source]

The name originates from a delirium experienced by one of the founders and researchers of the disease,in which the guitarist from the (un)popular Romanian band Travka was present in a hallucination. It was the illuminating moment in which the feelings and states of mind experienced after each „girls-night-out„ were gathered under the same roof, The Mizdan Experience, which later became the Disease.

Recommendations[edit | edit source]

When experiencing Mizdan it is highly recommended to be indoors as your reactions could harm or frighten the non-affected people around. Also at least one person should be around someone with the Mizdan disease, as loneliness can lead to irresponsible gestures. An emergency number should always be with you, the best being 9477