User:Drmarsh/Jew end

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a 'Jew End' is an insult used by people to say to someone 'hah, your penis has been circumcised' this is an insult as jew males (otherwise known as Bastards, Pricks and horses) are circumcised at birth and this causes thier penis to shrivel up and crawl back into thier stomach, when this takes place the penis will implode causing a womb to be made inside, this is because jews do not need a male in the species to reproduce they are Asexual and can reproduce on thier own so if you see a jew male or other, please take the next few steps to make sure that they will be destroyed;

1.) kick them in the womb, toget there you will have to fool the jew that there is some money near-by, they will then try to store it in the womb, then run over and kick him in between the legs.

2.) set fire to thier hair (head, armpit, pubic or facial), this will cause them to run into the sewer to cool off whilst getting clean, you can then close the manhole and bolt it down.

3.) the last but most effect way to destroy a jew is to nail his lip to a near-by road (highway if possible) and wait for the nearest lorry or bus to come past, they will run over the jews head (if they have any sense) and crush it's foul brain.

If you have any problem with the following please by a vial of Cilit Bang and pour into the eye of the jew, if there is more than 5 jews you may be outnumbered, in which case pour the vial into your own eyes.