User:Dragon-X

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The only thing you need to know about me is that I am in fact a vampire. I know its a lot to take in. If you want to learn more about me just read the previous sentence several times until it becomes a chant and then the gods may enlighten you. To all those to impatient to perform this ritual, I commend you on realizing that was all bogus.

If your waiting, anticipating me to post a biography and a picture of my handsome face, then there's good news.... I'll get to it eventually. Okay, later.