User:Dr Kermit James Froggington

First of all, I'm not a real doctor. I'm a gynecologist. They still give me the title though, which helps with the ladies. That is until I start examining the bearded clam half way through coitus. In fact just the other day I was heading down Lawrence of a Labia with this girl I met, and I choked on a piece of Lego! God knows how that got into her penalty box. But anyway I'm rambling about the sausage wallets. When you spend the whole day examining cucumber canals it's difficult to talk about anything else.

Articles

Stockholm Syndrome

This is my first and only article. I will add more when I find time away from the wizards sleeve

Alphabet

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Hope this helps

Your Wand Waxer Friend

--Dr Kermit James Froggington (talk) 02:56, 14 January 2013 (UTC)