User:Doopman
Helloooooo; thats you thats how dumb you sound. at least thats what i would say if i were here in person but scince im not ill just have too ridicule you from the safety of my computer. however thank you for visiting my user page make sure to wipe your feet and put your waste into the proper recepticle.you are free however to puruse the page at your leasure my personal interdimentional butlers should be getting to you soon to serve you refreshments, but if they dont make it just let me know and ill make sure to give them a stern lecture and break one of their knees so that they all get the message.
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hello other un-denziens welcome to the user page about the user who's user page will make you see that this user is truly the master of his own page of the user. However this user page should not lead you to belive that this user has in fact a page but rather that you percive that this user has a page and any and all contents of said users page should be only be used under the express written triplicate signed permission of the FCC the MBLA and the USSR if you can not complete all stated requirements then a shipload of pirates will be dispached to your premisis to destroy,pillage,perloin(HAHA LOINS!),ect your life and the lives of any of those you might have touched. Any and all alternative situations and responces are purley the work of a derranged mind and should be delt with as such. If in rare cases none of the above situations work I will send my personal ethnic individual to solve the problem with extreme predjudice.
