User:Doom-Moose-91
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Creation[edit | edit source]
In the begining, God created nothing. His friend, Satan, suggested that God created something to pass the time. So, over 6,000,000,000 years, not seven days, He created the Earth, and the as a safty precaution, on the final day of creation He made....THE DOOM MOOSE. Creatures everywhere reveled in his nooby light and were shocked at such a terrible idea, never the less, God couldn't undo His final creation as he was old and tired and wanted a Kit Kat.
And so ended the creation of Doom-Moose-91. And the Universe...........of course.
The little creatures that were, at first, terrified of THE DOOM MOOSE soon became his only friend and fed him cheese sandwiches on picnics. But Moose don't eat cheese. So he starved and died.