User:Dking987/The Blue Album

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The Blue Album, Nothing against Birds

The Blue album was an album by the beatles, it contained the beatles recording many songs, some were strange

Critisism[edit | edit source]

the blue album got alot of critism from birds. The fact that birds cannot see the colour blue lead the birds to believe that they were hiding something from them. The beatles were, they were hiding a human formed screeching machine, at lennons leash.

Track Listings[edit | edit source]

  1. Back in the USA
  2. Dear Whatitsface
  3. Perspex Garlic
  4. Ki-Wa-Wi, Ki-Wa-Ka. (Yoko is let loose)
  5. Outragious S*** Pie
  6. Sadness is a Steaming Nuke!
  7. Yo Mary my Bitch!
  8. Im an Insomniac, (STFU Yoko)
  9. Blackbird that cant see this Album
  10. Fatties
  11. Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of The Dakota There lived a young boy named Mark Chapman
  12. Dont Walk Past Me
  13. Because people are watchng us so i dont want to. Aint u dead?
  14. I Wont
  15. Jaques
  16. Birthday.....
  17. Yer What, Blue? (Ha Ha Birds!)
  18. Father War's Daughter
  19. Longest Title in the World.
  20. Ugly Shady
  21. Hell ta' Skatter
  22. Long, Long, Long, long, Long, long, long, LONG!
  23. Revolution 393
  24. S*** Pie, less outrageous
  25. Vegitarian option Pig, not for Fatties
  26. Cry, man, Cry
  27. Revolution 2489023480928
  28. Good Morning, Good Morning....Wrong Album

CAR Therory with Abbey Road, Linked to The Blue Album[edit | edit source]

The Blue Album's Early Cover

when Paul Mccartney found out he was dead a little while after 1966, people went on the search for clues. Abbey Road holds alot of clues, one was the position of many cars on the road, some were parked, and some were driving down the road.... anyway, this clue came from someone, but he was taling Critically Aclaimed Randomness, a london show in 1967 which held the most randim things ever. Being as Critically Aclaimed Randomness is abriviated into CAR, this lead to the car clue on abbey road, which so happened to be the location for the blue album's first cover photograph. The beatles came home from the pub, George was drunk, Paul was high, John was sick and ringo had sprouted an extra leg. They were walking home from the pub, where they had just finished writing all the songs for the blue album, when a random dude took this picture for them. they were going to use it for the cover of the blue album, by saying the sky was unusually blue for england, but it won 1st prize on the criticly aclaimed randomnes show, so they didnt use it.