User:Djmr/Metal Gear More Solid
“I especially enjoy watching the end result”
“So Meryl, think you can handle THIS weapon?”
Metal Gear More Solid is a remake of the Konami game Metal Gear Solid, but Solid Snake gets a permanent erection. The game, made exclusively for the shitstation 3 is due to be released 6/9/2069.
Gameplay[edit | edit source]
Snake's WMD makes the game much easier, as you are able to attract the guard's attention, and also blind them. It is also able to fire shots of sticky white liquid, often refered to as glue. All of Snake's previous weapons and items accompany his dick, and are usually used to carry out tasks that even a cock can't do, for example sniping over a distance of 100m. Although it can kill enemies with one hit, or at least make them aroused.
Since Snake walks around with such a huge boner, you have to preform actions to keep him up, such as stripping guards or reading porn. This becomes harder as the game goes on as you forget what Meryl looks like and are resorted to extreme methods of self-arousal, such as necrophilia. The codec can also help you get aroused, since Mei Ling has a part-time job working for a phone sex hotline. A lot of the in-game movies have changed to accomidate for Snake's big prop. These changes include Sniper Wolf tapping that on three occasions and premature ejaculation at the first sight of Metal Gear, although this scene has been rumored to also include Diarrhoea.
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