User:Dizi
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
“As soon as you see him come morphing in out of your perif, its like "Hey D'you guys wanna shut the fuck up about Sonic?”
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Dizi (Full Name: DarkxDizi) is the founder of Bacon Planet, aswell as the inventor of Kicking Ass. and before even existing on Uncyclopedia, created the Master Hand entry, and is totally awsome. His ability to be completley nonserious on the internets what so ever, gives him the power to role play as his million alter egos, all of which are dreadfully over powered, including a spell caster, robots, and a random shadow beast that lives in your nightmares.
Crap To Know
The previously mentioned Black Waltz/Robot/Hero/Super Beast will kill anyone that gets in his way, without even thinking about it, which makes him twenty times cooler than any other anime character. He is really not a good guy, he's just looking for some fun. And his definition of fun is reverse engineering living tissue (AKA: Fucking Kill). Plus Some chicks grandfather cast some freaky voodoo spell that makes his clothes force him to be good. But sometimes this dude named Mic Jagger changes Dizi's clothes and gives him a straightjacket to wear instead.
His hobbies include crashing planes into aircraft carriers, terrorizing hotels, pwning n00bs, and smoking on crosses and bullet cartriges. He also owns a pet Cat Named Moochi (Pronounced Moo key). on another Note, he builds an pilots giant ass robots.
The letters of Dizi's name actually cleverly conceal a secret. By re-arranging the letters,we get "Zidd Ark IX" which means there are fucking NINE Dizis. on a side note, Dizi has been transfused with Hydra Blood, so cutting his head off, he grows two more, so one, so fourth. anothe fact about this terribly over powered lounger, he has a strong belief that SpongeBob Squarepants is actually hitler. he is officially paranoid of undersea Nazi attacks, and hill personally hit any SBSP fan with a Shovel. Dizi is sometimes a Chibi, meaning he pisses off Terrormokes by being cute.
Dizi has many, many powers, which he uses to totally PWN anything that even thinks about doubting how truly badass he is. One time, this squirrel looked at Dizi the wrong way, so he desroyed the dimension it came from. Dizi is one of the few people in the world who is almost garanteed to kick the shit out of Chuck Norris. His powers include, but are not limited to:
- Ultra Mega Hyper Super strength. Chuck Norris is a little girly boy compared to Dizi.
- Shapeshifting: He usually turns into a giant mouth that devours his enemies either whole or in carefully measured equal sized portions. He can transform into Robots, a God, a Ninja, a Robot God, and a Spell Caster.
- Flight. He can travel at speeds nearing Mach Umpteen-Ninjillion. That's a thousand times more than the speed of stupidity, which is really saying something.
- Regeneration. His whole body is actually made out of blood fog, and nothing else. So as long as he had just killed someone (which is nearly always) he can use the blood to put himself back together.
- Super Fist of Gamer: A unique super fist which Channels Dizi's Wiggin's power through a controler. Its assortment of abilities range from generating swords, to Haxx0zing your face off. this is not a completely obvious referance to Bobobo-bo bobo-bo
- Gravity Cannon: a big ass gun, that shoots black holes, similar to a Galaxy Bazooka
- On Strand of Dizi's hair can shatter every bone in your body, into atoms, then split those atoms, killing you instantly
Actual Info
Dizi has black hair. natural black hair to boot. its very nice, and he manages to pull it off without looking like a giant emo. he actually looks quite bad ass. Dizi also enjoys listening to music that could kill you. for example, Rammstein or DragonForce.
People He Hangs Out With
Dizi is known wide across the internet. ok not really, like...4 sites. which is more than you. amongst the random shit, Dizi is most famous on GameFAQs. yes, for anyone who reads this, he is THE SAME DarkXDizi of GFAQS. his allies there include The Loungers (info at GameFAQs/The Lounge) some dude named Holy_Hobo, and some dudes from the Super Smash Brothers Brawl forums.
in reality, Dizi is a loner, and is pissed off at humans for existing too much.
Pages Made
Master HandCrazy Hand (Deleted)GameFAQs/The Lounge