User:Disease Of The King

A rather difficult person to understand on any level, this dissident is rumored to be not human but of the speices of Yeti. He can be found traipsing around in the Oregon wilderness in search for The Sacred Peach Tree. Unfortunately this fruit does not grow in the wild of Oregon, and this makes DOTK very angry. So each day when he tires of searching he logs onto the internet to torture others that seem perfectly content and happy. When he does this, DOTK claps his feet, pounds his fists and yelps like a horny Basset Hound. Unfortunately this always causes him to pass out quite exhausted only to wake up the next day and start all over again.