User:Demetrious/P-51 Mustang
The P-51 Mustang was an American daylight air superiority fighter plane, and an instrument of God's divine will.
History[edit | edit source]
Immediately following the attack on Pearl Harbor, Franklin Delano Roosevelt prayed to the Lord God for aid in the looming battle with the great Axis powers. God spoke to Roosevelt, and bade him journey to South Dakota. Once there, Roosevelt climbed to the top of Mount Rushmore and stood upon Washinton's stone cranium, where The Lord God Almighty bequeathed unto him the blueprints for the mighty Mustang upon two heavy stone tablets.
Upon descending from the mountainside, bearing the blueprints of Gods divine will, he discovered his people cavorting and leaping about, worshiping a false aircraft from Britian, the golden Spitfire. Roosevelt raised the stone tablets above his head with his mighty strength and bellowed an angry condemnation to his people, telling them to abandon the false plane and embrace the Mustang, the gift of God almighty.
At this time, the leader of the Spitfire worshipers stepped forward, and presented a reasoned argument as to the superiority of the Spitfire over the divine Mustang, citing such factors as lower weight, tighter turning radius, and superior climb rate. Roosevelt considered his position, weighted the evidence, and then raised one of the stone tablets and bitchslapped that sassy motherfucker right in his heathen chops.
Roosevelt then raised the stone tablets high, and asked if any other fool wanted to examine Gods Divine Blueprints in detail. The congregation declined unanimously, and the P-51 was soon put into full production.
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