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~ Yehuda Levi on Yoda
Jude is the director of Star Wars from the British Empire. Yoda is also a judo master.
Yoda is one of the World Judo Council. He started judo as everyone else, only that after that he had reached a senior belt is colored flag of the gay im. He was appointed general of the British Army are disrupted by the Emperor, Anikin. Because I do not have enough strength to tell about all that happened then I will admit shortened Hg'odkaim put to death like the other, the Swedish boxing at home. 600 years after the war rose to re-admit, now known version - Yehuda Levy.
Yoda of the day higher, with smaller ears, without a sword and a queer light on his head. Today even admit that he knew some moral judo exercises.
The strange affair Itzfanovik me[edit | edit source]
October 33,876 BBY (admit he was only 20) grabbed a hidden camera Rafi Ginat, canteen manager department - Taki Yoda guiding sexually harassing Weird Al Yankovic TV or his Jewish name to me Itzfanovik. Yoda denied any claim, and using Zamir judo tricks, fooling judges. In depressed and Aimuei, Itzfanovik wrote a song in memory of obscenity.
The song[edit | edit source]
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda" Y-O-D-A, Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I left home just a week before And I've never ever been a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again With my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
So I used the Force I picked up a box I lifted some rocks While I stood on my head but, I won't forget what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide " Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
"I know-Darth Vader's really got you annoyed But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed " Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess But I know that I'll be coming back some day I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray
The long-term contract I had to sign Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time Oh with my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
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Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Translated into Hebrew song by Droid HK-47 or his Jewish name Amir Peretz[edit | edit source]
I met him from inundating down in [Dagubahuohar] it bubbles all the time like a giant [Carbonatad] secrets - missing dream - D -, [Sudaey] see power
I saw little [Rant] sit there on a log I asked him his name and hoarse voice he said "Judas" Branching p - missing dream - D -, Yehuda
Well, I have been around, but not artificial intelligence I had never seen A guy who looks like [Maffat], but is wrinkled and green
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can not son How can he good humor me in the air just by lifting his hand Oh, my Judah
Well, I left home just a week before I have never had [Judd] before But Godot sash pale, he set me straight, of course
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Well I'm not the type that was arguing with a So it seems that I'm going to start from scratch With my Judah [U] - [U] - [U] - [U] Yehuda
So I use the power I picked up a box I made some partridge As I stood on my head
He said, "[Lac], others on what darker Support
And if you start to go astray, let the power [in] your guide "
"I know [Dart] Vader's really made you upset
But remember, if you kill him, then you [b] idle "
Well, I heard my friends really enter deal
So I stand with Judah I guess leave
But I know I'm [in] to return to some
Long - Describe contract I [Jihad] sign I say [b] to make these films' by the end of time Oh with my Judah [U] - [U] - [U] - [U] Yehuda
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Yoda Quote[edit | edit source]
"Moslmiih a burka fucking plug and socket"