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Doritos Los Tacos Doritos Los Tacos Doritos Los Tacos Doritos are extra special potato chips created by the combined efforts of the Frito-Lay and Yum! Brands Companies. The product is a Dorito potato chip formed by taking a taco bell taco with a Los Tacos Doritos shell, distilling the flavor into a potato chip, using that chip to make the shell of a new taco, distilling the second taco into a Dorito, using the second chip as the shell of a third taco, and then distilling the third taco into a final potato chip. The end result is a recursive loop of deliciousness.

Or wait, is that right?[edit | edit source]

Hold on. I think I may be confused. Maybe I was thinking of the Los Tacos Doritos Los Tacos Doritos Los Tacos Doritos Los Tacos, which are a special kind of taco made from a specially flavored potato chip, which in turn is made from a distilled taco with a shell made from a Dorito chip which was in turn made from a distilled taco bell taco with extra sour cream and guacamole.

Wait. No, no no...[edit | edit source]

That wouldn't be the Los Tacos Doritos Los Tacos Doritos Los Tacos Doritos Los Tacos. That would be the sour cream and guacamole Los Tacos Doritos Los Tacos Doritos Los Tacos Doritos, which taste pretty good but in my opinion could use a little kick. Oh well. One thing is for certain. The word "Los" means "the" in Spanish, so that doesn't help at all. I mean, what kind of idiot would call his food, "Doritos the tacos Doritos the tacos Doritos the tacos Doritos" anyway?

History[edit | edit source]

A while back, Doritos came up with a taco flavored potato chip. Later, Taco bell decided to make a taco with a shell made from that Doritos taco-flavored chip. The rest, as they say, is history.

Other ideas and expansions/ test markets[edit | edit source]

In some areas of New York, Taco Bell is testing out Doritos Los Tacos Burrito Tostitos In other areas of Miami, they are trying out Doritos Los Tacos Encherito Cheetos.